I'm guessing he's not getting his security deposit back.

I'm also surprised that this didn't involve Masaokis somehow.

I've cleaned out houses way worse than this.

5 stars for horrible memories.

I had a schizophrenic woman living in the apartment next to me not too long ago. When she left, her place was exactly like this right down to the pile of shit in the bathroom.

5:03 purple dildo?

This isn't that bad, come on. A push broom and a dumpster would solve most of this OH MY GOD *almost vomits*

Five.

Who else found themselves involuntarily holding their breath while watching this?

Pff, that's how all our houses would look if we never took out the trash. You act so high-and-mighty.

I hope some of my ex-landlords have to deal with one of these every single day.

Not that I ever left my place dirty.

HEY YOU FUCKERS I drink and do drugs and can aim my doots into the toilet just fine.

The music is what really puts this into five star territory.

At first I thought the dubbed in horror movie music was cheesy, but then I watched for a few minutes, and if it wasn't there I'd have been hearing that in my head anyways. This is crackhouse bad.

I.ve had neighbours like this. And have seen first hand what the little fuckers are capable of.

I feel bad for those people, and who ever moves in next, cause it looks like it had potential to be a nice place, and will now have an assortment of bugs to go with it.

Now we know who the neighborhood WoW addict was.

I've seen schizophrenics places that are like this. NOWHERE near this bad though. Mostly they just completely failed to clean up after their animals, clean house, do the dishes, or take out trash more than once a month.

Never rent to otherkin.

"What you see on the wall is crap. Human crap."

Stars for "oh, that's my wife."

I'm glad this wasn't HD.

They deserved it.

needs 'masaokis' tag

Well, that'll teach HIM to rent a property to the Zookeeper.

OVER HERE IS WHERE THE ZOOKEEPER USED TO SHIT AT. OVER THERE, THAT'S WHERE EVERYBODY ELSE USED TO SHIT.

I'm always amazed at how people like this get far enough to put their trash in a trash bag, but can't seem to make it to the dumpster.

Steel Reserve, Sake, Mad Dog 20/20 and Wild Irish Rose, that's one hell of a combination.

I've had tenants who let their cats shit on a hardwood floor, one who disappeared and left her newborn twins for CPS, one who verbally abused the other landlord to the point of needing therapy, and one who skipped out on her boyfriend (and the rent, of course) and left a fake suicide note.

I see I've had it easy.