StanleyPain - 2009-12-05 What does it take to change a man?
Apparently a lot of broken bones.
memedumpster - 2009-12-05 Okay, he's an actor... Let me start that over. Okay, he's an "actor," so you can't really use his on-screen performances as a measure of his personality. After all, a lot of actors play very nice and pleasant characters while themselves being thunderdouches. It is possible that he wants the best for all of us while playing characters that break bones and torture two dimensional bad guys.
Sudan no1 - 2009-12-05 I think the point they were trying to convey here is that Steven Seagal is a funny douche-man.
dueserpenti - 2009-12-05 If Steven Segal's movies are the best effort he could make to promote peace, he needs to go back to the drawing board. He might be able to get some Lamaist to call him a tolku by writing a fat check, but I'm not yet convinced
zompus - 2009-12-06 Five stars for "thunderdouche."
grimcity - 2009-12-06 Didn't he beat the shit out of his ex wife (the computer generatee big lipped 80's hotty from Weird Science)?
Cleaner82 - 2009-12-05 "Absolutely the definitive Steven Seagal compilation." -- Cleaner82
"[...] if you're going to see one [video] of Steven Seagal killing people to 'Return to Innocence' make it this one." -- Cleaner82
Camonk - 2009-12-05 Steven Seagal is definitely a lot MORE Asian than most Asians.
Also why don't he go police over there. Stay off our TV.