No, that's just you. One day you'll find someone else who looks like you, don't worry.

No that's cute but really.

She's 11-12 heads tall. A normal human is 5.5-7.

She has such long limbs it looks like somebody put her through a biker gang initiation.

That said, I still plan of playing this for two reasons: Pure Japanity and I'm in a Devil May Cry mood.

I had an ex that was about 11 heads tall and yes, it was really weird standing on my toes to kiss her.

i disbelieve.

(rolls 20-sider)

I think he meant normal heads, not your head.

A fashion illustrator likely handled her character design.

What sort of weird-ass Europey measuring system uses heads? Shouldn't you be tending sheep and smoking a pipe instead of posting online?

The "n-heads-tall" thing is a ratio you learn in drawing naked ladies 101.

To convert to anime, all you have to do is multiply heads by 1.2 to get the value in metric anime eyeballs.

She has a tiny, tiny head.

Seriously, look at any art from the game. Her proportions are completely normal for a tall chick in every other conceivable regard but she's a literal goddamned pinhead.

Granted I am unfamiliar with the game's storyline so for all I know her struggles with microcephaly are addressed in the plot.

I'll bet all of the blokes at the pub had a good shepherd-chuckle at your anime joke, Shamus.

This game is going to be fucking terrible.

It's just like every other boring hack and slash God of War type game only even less challenging and maybe a little shinier.

The "twist" is that it heavily relies on the sex appeal of a character that looks like Prometheus from Prometheus & Bob with some sort of bouffant hair do.

You are a moron.

I too was ready to think this game would be dog shit but it's actually pretty good.

Yes the heels of her shoes are pistols, which is why she's 11-12 head tall.