Pure concentrated fat and dumb.
Here we witness a pack of feral humans which refer to themselves as 'Juggalos'. This is a special occasion for them, as one of their bretheren has fallen and they wish to celebrate his honor by dousing themselves with carbonated beverage.
One interesting thing to note is that this particular feral tribe has little in the way of assets and is unable to celebrate anywhere but outside (as they are not aware of the concept of money or property ownership).
This is a stark contrast to tribes in other parts of the world such as Papua New Guinea or West Africa where the tribe is self-reliant, teaches its young how to build shelter and houses, and where feats of strength or and the honor of elders are widely prevalent.
The reason for this, anthropologists suppose, is that the Juggalo's are not capable of producing healthy offspring which can survive past infancy, and that they are typically what is left behind through the crack in lower to middle class suburbia.
While those in truly destitute urban areas have reasons to rebel (due to crime, a lack of a stable family, drugs), these feral humans do not, and so to feel unique they invent their own alternate reality where they can unite under one banner and invent strange tribal paint and unorthodox rituals and rites of passage so that they can feel misunderstood - when the reality is that most people understand them all too well.
Are they on the endangered species list you ask? Strangely enough, this is the one species that is not considered remotely important enough by any biologist or anthropologist to put on the list. As a consequence, they are simply expected to die off within 30 years.
so does ICP own stock in Faygo?
because if they don't they are fucking idiots.
According to Wikipedia, the Faygo company does not have any business relationship with ICP and seems kind of embarrassed about the whole thing
Faygo is a cheap and unique brand of soda and in no way deserves the association with ICP. It's probably the only thing from Detroit that Juggalos appreciate, pouring liter after liter down their gullets while writing "dark carnival" fanfiction. It was either this or Little Caesar's, but at the time of ICP's inception they had yet to unveil their $5 cardboard and pepperoni pizza and thus were outside of the average Juggalo's budget.
They convert high fructose corn syrup into something worse for your health.
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I'm pretty goddamn sure that Craig did completely deserve this.
Fat, sticky and stupid is no way to go through life, kids.
No "white people" tag? For shame.
I've often wondered if there were a more embarassing memorial than the roadside monument or vinyl lettering in a car window. This appears to be it.
Hey now, back in Mississippi those roadside memorials are considered appropriate and classy.
'i taste good'
I always feel bad for the people that die during the production of a terrible movie and get the thing dedicated to them, but I guess a Juggalo who dies sorta had it coming.
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