I can't tell if he's trying to get a job as a crossing guard or if he's going out hunting.

Did he actually draw a copyright symbol above it?

So after his eventual death involving an attempt to simultaneously pleasure himself, advertise Sonichu to potential investors, and attract the love of a female, how much do you think that medallion will go for on eBay?

I mean, that's right up there owning with MJ's glove.

At least he's been going outside lately.

Is this what they meant by the meek shall inherit the Earth? Is that why this dumbass won't get a job?

Also, Chris chan is still trapped in the 90s. He looks like a walking kid's art project.

Doesn't he have some kind of case worker? A case worker with internet access?

Does this guy honestly believe he has a 'fanbase'?

"Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah-Kanukkah. . ."