These stars are for the description.

I had to watch this twice because I was distracted by the song the first time around.

Fuckers. The US would never use a preemptive strike against a perceived military threat without the proper declaration of war.

Also, 5 for the song.

Bigfoot @ 2:28

If the Enterprise was there, why didn't it use its phasers?

Not a winning move.

D-7... you sank my battleship.

Does anyone still remember the date that will live in infamy?

remember when japan attacked a valid military target and tried to minimize civilian casualties so we went over there and vaporized two entire cities? lol

pwnage