|What about the Danger |
Oh dear, sir.
|al k duh |
funny for a minute. pathetic for two more.
Christopher Eccleston there fails to notice that something very sad does happen in RotJ: it's possible to mark the exact moment when George Lucas begins to suck. It's during the speeder chase, when you notice that the story is not advancing because they're dwelling on special effects.
George Lucas never began to suck. His suck has always been there. It just hides sometimes.
Urge to kill... rising.
|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
Did R2-D2 get put back together?
Don't laugh too hard dude, she's YOUR wife. The joke's kind of on you.
I'm pretty sure he realized he was marrying someone with the emotional mindset of a seven-year-old. I'd rather not think too long about why.
...assuming it's real, but she seems awfully good at not sobbing while she delivers her lines.
Jesus Christ I'm passing out laughing here...
Let me guess, this guy never gets sex and has to take his entertainment where he can find it.
I cried at the end of Jedi too. Of course I was seven years old... Also, I had been molested earlier that year, so it was a pretty shitty time in my life. Wait where was I going with this? Oh yea, I started crying, then the ewok song kicked in and I pretty much immediately stopped crying and just felt weird until the star wars end theme started, then I felt pretty much okay again.
So, maybe that's her excuse, maybe she was raped. That guy kinda has lifeless rapey-looking sharks eyes. Maybe she's just sad that she's married to a rapist.
The crying I could put up with - I actually find it endearing - but I could never marry a woman who hadn't seen Star Wars.
I would gladly marry one who has never seen it.
Schindler's List is right out.
Quick. Somebody show this woman Dancer in the Dark.
Princess Mononoke. "You said it was a cartoon with animals, but they all get blown up and turn into demons!"
Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind.
Just tell her it's a crazy Jim Carey vehicle!
I thought RotJ was a fairly sad movie. The emotional fight between Vader and his son always gives me chills.
Bridge to Terabithia would be my vote for unexpectantly sad "kids" movie. Damn that fucking movie.
PS this is so fake.
|The God of Biscuits |
Well that would be a boner-killer.
Sir, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN FROM THAT WOMAN!!!
She's crying because she married someone who calls Return of the Jedi "Star Wars VI."
The "Lord of the Rings" video is especially fun because initially it looks like she's responding to this:
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