What the hell? Someone just got in at the red light...okay, be cool, don't panic, he probably just wants a ride.
Pantyhose? Okay, crazy homeless chick? Hooker? What if a cop sees me with her? Be cool, man, be cool...
Okay, deep breaths, look at her, ask her politely to get out of the--OH GOD WHAT IS IT DOES IT SEE ME DOES IT SEE AT ALL OH GOD NO oh god oh...okay...calm down...eyes back on the road. Pretend it isn't there. It's just like pictures in a book.
This little inner monologue has the ring of true experience. Bluiker has brought someone embarrassing home in his car, or has known someone who has.
|Frank Rizzo |
not at all sad.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Eyes on the road, shit head.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Oh my god if you look really close, it tilts its head. Let me out of this car, I'll take the lions.
One day there will be robots that look like that who will also be horrified that humans make themselves up to look like that. I imagine a heavy handed suicide rate amongst AI because of anime.
On the plus side, maybe with that thing in the car you'd be able to use the carpool lanes.
|Old People |
Goddamn, the original's down and I am filled with morbid curiosity. Can someone update this please?
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