I think by "date" he means "download".

I can do this with one word: Pederasty.

Before you start complaining about women gaining weight as they age maybe you should find your neck.

Hey, it's not like he's not willing to meet a 17-year-old girl halfway-- he does have a wispy teenage moustache!

"As a thirty seven year old man who's never had any sex..."

There, I fixed that for you.

Based on the appearance of the room he is in, it's safe to say that he lives not with his parents, but with his grandparents. Maybe it's about time grandma took him aside and explained the difference between beggars and choosers to him.

She could at least stop overfeeding him and cutting his hair for him.

It's almost like he thinks he is hot shit.

When I was 35, I dated a 20 year old. Everything was going fine until she very suddenly decided to become a prostitute.

So, I personally wouldn't recommend it for anyone, even those of us with our own car and who can see our feet without a mirror.

Guess who's going to die alone and unloved?

Hint: he's one of the people in this video.

And by 'finding even a moment's relief from his loveless, friendless and pointless life,' he means "never showering or exercising or brushing his teeth or growing actual facial hair."

Or if memedumpsters post is included, it's: Why I (and other men in their 30's) Would Rather download "join POETV like I did" Women

If by "glass house" the tag means "bacon house."

Cause he's fat and greasy, see.

-1 for misleading tags.

As if that's a beard.