Innocent Bystander      I love the righteous indignation of the old dude when he's accused of being stoked. "I would absolutely NOT be that! Don't gimme that!"
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The Mothership      Extra stars for the 'shocker' preload image.
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phalsebob      This is almost exactly what real news is. In ten years when real news is exactly like this, where will parody go? Florida, I assume.
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StanleyPain      Always get Pepperoni on your 'Za and other life lessons.
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simon666      "Dude, dude, try these nachos."
Also, Nancy and the bald guy's volley at the end. So good.
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plug      "And now he's dead!......Well, I assume he is."
Classic
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Camonk      I'm on TV! Fuck yeah! BOOM!! BOOM!
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THA SUGAH RAIN That is literally exactly what I would do in that situation.
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Big Muddy      I just asked me mudder what it meant to be stoked. She said: "Stoned, like when your high...right?"
"sss-t-OAK-ted, stoked. You're really pumped, excited. Ever felt like that?"
"I seriously doubt it."
"Then punch it in nigga, let's do this"
Nigga failed to do this.
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Big Muddy Bitch wasn't even stoked about my birth i'm tellin ya!
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BillFisto      "Weird-lookin' tree". Oh god.
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oogaBooga      Barrels are a recession-proof industry.
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splatterbabble      This is Lexington Kentucky in a nutshell.
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Caminante Nocturno      Haven't we learned anything from prohibition.
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