yeah, how about that half-life 3?
I love how Yahtzee angrily complains about Mario games getting lots of sequels, then demands that Valve hurry up and rehash Half-Life for him again.
Yeah, it's a shame Mario didn't have the creative integrity of a franchise that cuts a single game into thirds and sells it to you piece by piece.
Really, I think the thing Mario 3 was missing was for the screen to go blank halfway through World 3-5, and then give an address you could send fifty dollars to in order to play Worlds 3-5 through 6-2 (release date for remaining levels is pending.)
The problem with New Nuper Nario Nuthers Nii was obvious over a year ago, when New Super Mario Bros DS came out, and wasn't as much fun as Mario 3.
Can we all just agree now, that the DS is Nintendo's real system, and the Wii optional accessory?
I gotta say Tank would win.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Cheeseburger spiders, a lawnmower as "new weapons," and another damned soccer score joke to highlight the sequel number.
The new Mario game lets you pick up teammates and throw them into pits, so the game quickly becomes all about trying to kill off the other players as much as possible until everyone is dead and one player beats the level. It is way more fun than the old games. Yahtzee must have boring friends.
Also, Yahtzee's threesome reference felt really clumsy to me, but I guess that is to be expected when a man who claims to be asexual and have no interest in sex tries to make a joke about how he couldn't see what to do if he had to have sex with more than 2 people.
Yahtzee is too stupid to change one line an a .ini file to enable gore?
That is the obvious implication, yes. It takes all of twenty seconds, ten of them spent googling.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Bowser would win.
Superman, Batman, and two newly hatched ducklings.
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