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Category:Video Games, Cartoons & Animation
Tags:Mario, Wii, valve, zero punctuation, left 4 dead 2
Submitted:RockBolt
Date:12/09/09
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Comment count is 18
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
yeah, how about that half-life 3?
Xenocide
I love how Yahtzee angrily complains about Mario games getting lots of sequels, then demands that Valve hurry up and rehash Half-Life for him again.

CornOnTheCabre
I'd say there's a substantial difference between mindlessly rehashing the same franchise for almost 30 years and releasing the final third of a full game.

Xenocide
Yeah, it's a shame Mario didn't have the creative integrity of a franchise that cuts a single game into thirds and sells it to you piece by piece.

Really, I think the thing Mario 3 was missing was for the screen to go blank halfway through World 3-5, and then give an address you could send fifty dollars to in order to play Worlds 3-5 through 6-2 (release date for remaining levels is pending.)

memedumpster
You mean Mario didn't have the foresight to explain its hasty crappy ending with "It's just an intermission, folks, to see what happens, BUY MORE!"

IrishWhiskey
The problem with New Nuper Nario Nuthers Nii was obvious over a year ago, when New Super Mario Bros DS came out, and wasn't as much fun as Mario 3.

Can we all just agree now, that the DS is Nintendo's real system, and the Wii optional accessory?

La Loco
Agreed, I'm asking myself why did I waste on a game that feels like a port of the ds version. I've been had!

Xenocide
Nothing is ever going to be able to top Mario 3 for most people unless Nintendo develops an accessory that makes you ten years old again while you play it.

I've had a blast with Contemporary Uber Plumber Kinship French Yes, and find the 4 player to work great. Of course, like all multiplayer, it helps if your friends aren't all cock sandwiches.

jimmicampkin
"Contemporary Uber Plumber Kinship French Yes"

Have my stars.

Pillager


I gotta say Tank would win.
j lzrd / swift idiot
Cheeseburger spiders, a lawnmower as "new weapons," and another damned soccer score joke to highlight the sequel number.
fermun
The new Mario game lets you pick up teammates and throw them into pits, so the game quickly becomes all about trying to kill off the other players as much as possible until everyone is dead and one player beats the level. It is way more fun than the old games. Yahtzee must have boring friends.

Also, Yahtzee's threesome reference felt really clumsy to me, but I guess that is to be expected when a man who claims to be asexual and have no interest in sex tries to make a joke about how he couldn't see what to do if he had to have sex with more than 2 people.
Caminante Nocturno
Nobody is impressed with how many people you've slept with, fermun.

oogaBooga
Yahtzee is too stupid to change one line an a .ini file to enable gore?

Surprising!
Sick Man
yeah what an idiot huh

oogaBooga
That is the obvious implication, yes. It takes all of twenty seconds, ten of them spent googling.

Caminante Nocturno
Bowser would win.
Hooper_X
Superman, Batman, and two newly hatched ducklings.
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