MrBuddy
Something about this seems weird. That wasn't a dash cam type video, that was a camcorder video. So train engineer wakes up one morning and says, "Hay honey, warz thu camcorder? Ah'll bet taday's gunna be mah lucky day!"

pineapplejuicer
yup

Dinkin Flicka
Humans get hit by trains too... You don't eat them, do you?

Udderdude
You may be on to something there.

Koda Maja
Longcow?

Charles
I think that part of his point is that normally, when a human sees/hears the train coming, he or she will move. I am in favor of cannibalizing the person who acts exactly as this cow does. Because that person, too, is a dumb fucker.

RocketBlender
This comment has moved me closer to cannibalism than veganism.

kiint
suicidal persons are usually kind of stringy and tough

Pillager
"Humans get hit by trains too... You don't eat them, do you?"

If they're pretty or I'm drunk enough to deem them attractive, eating them is quite probable.

CornOnTheCabre
As someone who has almost been hit by a train, I'd gladly eat myself.

kingofthenothing
"HI THERE MR. TRAIN! I THINK WE'VE MET BEF-"

Stupid Lisa Garbage Face
MOOOO-

simon666
Guys, I hate to break it to you, but this is not a New Yorker cartoon caption contest. You win nothing for your efforts :(

The Mothership
I respectfully disagree, Simon. Time Travel Mishap opened the door to some funny shit.

simon666
Ok, lets have it then... *awaits funny shit*

Enjoy
A cow walks into a train and says "why the long face?"

Caminante Nocturno
Why did the cow cross the road?

It actually crossed some railroad tracks and was killed by a train.

kiint
"...I THINK WE'VE MET BEEF-ORE..."

simon666
I was waiting for the beefore pun. Thank you kiint. All is well in the world.

charmlessman
Maybe if I hold REEEEEAL still, it won't notic...

Longshot-
A train plows into a cow and says, "YOU DUMB FUCKER"

Rodents of Unusual Size
It wasn't the cow's fault, it had actually been a bowl of petunias just a few minutes before.

"What's this on my leg? I bet it is like a...well it looks like it could be a hoof. And what am I standing on? It's metal and I walk over it. Oh, I bet it's called tracks. Yes, I'm walking on tracks. And who is that over there? I bet it's...friend. Yes, friend. Yes, that's the word. Hello, fr-"

ArchCynic1107
It tastes good BECAUSE it's dumb.

Sundry
The internet would break if you tried to include that phrase in all places that require it.

kingofthenothing
That's... uh... that's um... that's... yeah. You know what? You're right.

ArchCynic1107
And then it had babies in a flowery meadow...

Baron_Von_Bad_Beaver
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_catcher

splatterbabble
I look forward to Train vs. Narwhal.

LeMoyne IV
nice