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Desc:Unfortunately it will be his last.
Category:Horror, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:squish, train, collision, Cow, squash
Submitted:Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Date:12/09/09
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Comment count is 52
Sundry
Five stars for the video, 10 stars for the sound. The guy's accent, the background music, the train's sound, the THUMP... It is PERFECT.
MrBuddy
Something about this seems weird. That wasn't a dash cam type video, that was a camcorder video. So train engineer wakes up one morning and says, "Hay honey, warz thu camcorder? Ah'll bet taday's gunna be mah lucky day!"


dr_mr_vandertramps
the exasperation and lack of gore make it.
poorwill
Makes me rethink not eating meat - goddamn that is a stupid animal.
Dinkin Flicka
Humans get hit by trains too... You don't eat them, do you?

Udderdude
You may be on to something there.

Koda Maja
Longcow?

Charles
I think that part of his point is that normally, when a human sees/hears the train coming, he or she will move. I am in favor of cannibalizing the person who acts exactly as this cow does. Because that person, too, is a dumb fucker.

RocketBlender
This comment has moved me closer to cannibalism than veganism.

kiint
suicidal persons are usually kind of stringy and tough

Pillager
"Humans get hit by trains too... You don't eat them, do you?"

If they're pretty or I'm drunk enough to deem them attractive, eating them is quite probable.

CornOnTheCabre
As someone who has almost been hit by a train, I'd gladly eat myself.

SolRo
Hello, will you be my frien-sdokghjsldfkjhgklc
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urbanelf
Ohhh the horror! The engineer is a juggalo!
The Mothership
Ugh, you just know that poor engineer is imagining having to hose down his train.
Time Travel Mishap
FUCK YOU TRAIN IM A C...
kingofthenothing
"HI THERE MR. TRAIN! I THINK WE'VE MET BEF-"


simon666
Guys, I hate to break it to you, but this is not a New Yorker cartoon caption contest. You win nothing for your efforts :(

The Mothership
I respectfully disagree, Simon. Time Travel Mishap opened the door to some funny shit.

simon666
Ok, lets have it then... *awaits funny shit*

Enjoy
A cow walks into a train and says "why the long face?"

Caminante Nocturno
Why did the cow cross the road?

It actually crossed some railroad tracks and was killed by a train.

kiint
"...I THINK WE'VE MET BEEF-ORE..."

simon666
I was waiting for the beefore pun. Thank you kiint. All is well in the world.

charmlessman
Maybe if I hold REEEEEAL still, it won't notic...

Longshot-
A train plows into a cow and says, "YOU DUMB FUCKER"

Rodents of Unusual Size
It wasn't the cow's fault, it had actually been a bowl of petunias just a few minutes before.

"What's this on my leg? I bet it is like a...well it looks like it could be a hoof. And what am I standing on? It's metal and I walk over it. Oh, I bet it's called tracks. Yes, I'm walking on tracks. And who is that over there? I bet it's...friend. Yes, friend. Yes, that's the word. Hello, fr-"

Ashenblade
You can hear in his voice that this is not the first time this has happened
Riskbreaker
How could something that dumb taste so good?
ArchCynic1107
It tastes good BECAUSE it's dumb.

BHWW
Quick, someone turn "Awwwwwwwww you dumb fucker" into the next big internet catchphrase/meme/whatever.
Sundry
The internet would break if you tried to include that phrase in all places that require it.

j lzrd / swift idiot
I thought it might flinch. God damn docile, cows are.
Chibisuke
It's okay. That train had a cow catcher on the front. I'm sure the cow was safely caught and later released.
kingofthenothing
That's... uh... that's um... that's... yeah. You know what? You're right.

ArchCynic1107
And then it had babies in a flowery meadow...

FABIO
It saddens me that POE-tv is being reduced to snuff porn bloo bloo hoo.
Desidiosus
Anybody feel like going for some cheeseburgers?
Dicknuts
This is why that thing on the front of trains is known colloquially as a 'cow catcher'.
Baron_Von_Bad_Beaver
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_catcher

Aelric
The Train Vs. Camel and Train Vs. Moose add an international and rugged flavor to this series.
splatterbabble
I look forward to Train vs. Narwhal.

bac
I hope the cow didn't have ear-mites.
Chalkdust
that cow was full of dynamite several miles away!
Syd Midnight
Dude, you okay?

sparklefatty
I heard cows described once as, "notoriously stupid."
Man Who Fights Like Woman
I hate cows.
ogmisce
what is HAPPENING to cows
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