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Desc:Unfortunately it will be his last.
Category:Horror, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:squish, train, collision, Cow, squash
Submitted:Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Date:12/09/09
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Comment count is 52
Sundry - 2009-12-09
Five stars for the video, 10 stars for the sound. The guy's accent, the background music, the train's sound, the THUMP... It is PERFECT.
MrBuddy - 2009-12-11
Something about this seems weird. That wasn't a dash cam type video, that was a camcorder video. So train engineer wakes up one morning and says, "Hay honey, warz thu camcorder? Ah'll bet taday's gunna be mah lucky day!"

pineapplejuicer - 2010-05-02
yup

dr_mr_vandertramps - 2009-12-09
the exasperation and lack of gore make it.
poorwill - 2009-12-09
Makes me rethink not eating meat - goddamn that is a stupid animal.
Dinkin Flicka - 2009-12-09
Humans get hit by trains too... You don't eat them, do you?

Udderdude - 2009-12-09
You may be on to something there.

Koda Maja - 2009-12-09
Longcow?

Charles - 2009-12-09
I think that part of his point is that normally, when a human sees/hears the train coming, he or she will move. I am in favor of cannibalizing the person who acts exactly as this cow does. Because that person, too, is a dumb fucker.

RocketBlender - 2009-12-10
This comment has moved me closer to cannibalism than veganism.

kiint - 2009-12-10
suicidal persons are usually kind of stringy and tough

Pillager - 2009-12-10
"Humans get hit by trains too... You don't eat them, do you?"

If they're pretty or I'm drunk enough to deem them attractive, eating them is quite probable.

CornOnTheCabre - 2009-12-11
As someone who has almost been hit by a train, I'd gladly eat myself.

SolRo - 2009-12-09
Hello, will you be my frien-sdokghjsldfkjhgklc
fluffy - 2009-12-09
splat
urbanelf - 2009-12-09
Ohhh the horror! The engineer is a juggalo!
The Mothership - 2009-12-09
Ugh, you just know that poor engineer is imagining having to hose down his train.
Time Travel Mishap - 2009-12-09
FUCK YOU TRAIN IM A C...
kingofthenothing - 2009-12-09
"HI THERE MR. TRAIN! I THINK WE'VE MET BEF-"

Stupid Lisa Garbage Face - 2009-12-09
MOOOO-

simon666 - 2009-12-10
Guys, I hate to break it to you, but this is not a New Yorker cartoon caption contest. You win nothing for your efforts :(

The Mothership - 2009-12-10
I respectfully disagree, Simon. Time Travel Mishap opened the door to some funny shit.

simon666 - 2009-12-10
Ok, lets have it then... *awaits funny shit*

Enjoy - 2009-12-10
A cow walks into a train and says "why the long face?"

Caminante Nocturno - 2009-12-10
Why did the cow cross the road?

It actually crossed some railroad tracks and was killed by a train.

kiint - 2009-12-10
"...I THINK WE'VE MET BEEF-ORE..."

simon666 - 2009-12-10
I was waiting for the beefore pun. Thank you kiint. All is well in the world.

charmlessman - 2009-12-10
Maybe if I hold REEEEEAL still, it won't notic...

Longshot- - 2009-12-10
A train plows into a cow and says, "YOU DUMB FUCKER"

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-12-10
It wasn't the cow's fault, it had actually been a bowl of petunias just a few minutes before.

"What's this on my leg? I bet it is like a...well it looks like it could be a hoof. And what am I standing on? It's metal and I walk over it. Oh, I bet it's called tracks. Yes, I'm walking on tracks. And who is that over there? I bet it's...friend. Yes, friend. Yes, that's the word. Hello, fr-"

Ashenblade - 2009-12-09
You can hear in his voice that this is not the first time this has happened
Riskbreaker - 2009-12-09
How could something that dumb taste so good?
ArchCynic1107 - 2009-12-11
It tastes good BECAUSE it's dumb.

BHWW - 2009-12-09
Quick, someone turn "Awwwwwwwww you dumb fucker" into the next big internet catchphrase/meme/whatever.
Sundry - 2009-12-09
The internet would break if you tried to include that phrase in all places that require it.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-12-09
I thought it might flinch. God damn docile, cows are.
Chibisuke - 2009-12-09
It's okay. That train had a cow catcher on the front. I'm sure the cow was safely caught and later released.
kingofthenothing - 2009-12-09
That's... uh... that's um... that's... yeah. You know what? You're right.

ArchCynic1107 - 2009-12-11
And then it had babies in a flowery meadow...

FABIO - 2009-12-09
It saddens me that POE-tv is being reduced to snuff porn bloo bloo hoo.
Desidiosus - 2009-12-09
Anybody feel like going for some cheeseburgers?
Dicknuts - 2009-12-09
This is why that thing on the front of trains is known colloquially as a 'cow catcher'.
Baron_Von_Bad_Beaver - 2009-12-10
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_catcher

Aelric - 2009-12-10
The Train Vs. Camel and Train Vs. Moose add an international and rugged flavor to this series.
splatterbabble - 2009-12-10
I look forward to Train vs. Narwhal.

bac - 2009-12-10
I hope the cow didn't have ear-mites.
Chalkdust - 2009-12-10
that cow was full of dynamite several miles away!
Syd Midnight - 2009-12-13
Dude, you okay?
LeMoyne IV - 2010-01-05
nice

sparklefatty - 2009-12-13
I heard cows described once as, "notoriously stupid."
Man Who Fights Like Woman - 2009-12-13
I hate cows.
ogmisce - 2010-06-18
what is HAPPENING to cows
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