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You know what's even better than kicking the shit out of the Kingpin? Voting! (I am always disappointed that film/TV portrayals of Spider-Man make him sound so bland. Dude is a nerd from fucking Queens. He should sound like my father-in-law.)
Fucking Spiderman. Trying to get people to register. Let's hear from Daredevil and Iron Fist about registration.
I want to see the Deadpool voter registration ad.
"Hi, I'm Frank Castle -- and if you don't carry your weight you're part of the problem, and eventually I'm going to kill you."
You know Deadpool doesn't vote. Even if he did, he'd just write in Darth Vader or pick whoever has the funniest name.
All Anthony Weiner for every possible position. All giggling so loud in the booth that people shush him and he probably shoots somebody or something.
What we need is more 9 year olds voting
Evil enough.
"Hello, I'm here to register to vote." "Ok, well just sign these forms--" "Spiderman sent me." "...Get out of here, kid. This is a serious process."
Dem Acorn rats probably registered a lot of "Spider-Mans"(Spider-Men?) last year.
Spidey probably voted for Ron Paul, or wrote in JOHN GALT, what with his Ditko-era eyes.
Spider Man sounds really annoyed.