Who doesn't like hugs

I WILL EAT YOUR FACE

it wasnt any longer than it needed to be

Fuck this guy. I'm voting for Franklin Delano Jesus.

I WILL TEACH THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR KIDS

Well... I'm not in favor of him shitting on my kids' faces. But I AM in favor of deporting Swedish Americans.

I DONT THINK THAT THIS IS THAT GREAT

Still, I appreciate his openness. Most candidates for president won't even tell us if they intend to shit on our children's faces.

Wish I could five more stars for "Whooooa! Whooooa?"

I think this whole concept was built around what to do with a pair of marilyn manson contact lenses.

Is this like a USA thing? Is Will Farrell an accent one can pick up from some place I'm unaware of?