magnesium How does someone accomplish this level of obesity? As a teenager, I was a fat lazy lump that ate nothing but junk food, and I wasn't an 8th of this monstrosity.
RomancingTrain This was made for the express purpose of titillating weirdos, right? The FUPA rub at the end clinches it.
glasseye I had a rather portly martial arts instructor (not this level of fat, but she definitely had a belly) who was the most flexible person I've ever met.