That made now sense whatsoever. Am I high as a seven year old at the dentist, or is she the one tripping balls here?

if you like to sleep around, you are gay because feminism

"Fora TV: the world is thinking".

Imagine if it didn't.

Aliens badly disguised as humans should not be talking about human intercourse until they finish or their basic classes in "human anatomy 101"

I'm pretty sure most people objected to Dan Quayle because he was a dunce.

I'm willing to bet money she's a pill-popper.

Hehe her logic makes me giggle

There are times when I think it would be worth it to sacrifice any chance of a life I may have just to end hers.

A man named Danforth? The audacity! You'll never see conservatives working themselves up into an incoherent rage just because they don't like the way someone's middle name sounds! Conservatives don't get outraged, only amused. Totally amused there. Not crying into the pillow because Bill Clinton isn't into gangly xenomorphs (and is therefore gay).