WILL WE EVER BE SAFE AGAIN?

FOX NEWS: STAFFED BY BABY-EATING DEMON SPAWN?

HERE'S YANNI!

god the writing of this show keeps getting better.

I know the answer to that one!

In case you're wondering, Cavuto's mother is a prostitute.

"Yes, FOX has figured out that by simply by putting a question mark at the end of something, you can say fucking anything.

Like: The Question mark: A prophylactic protecting FOX News from anything it might contract during its extensive GOP cocksucking?"

This so badly needs a resubmit. Unfortunately that won't happen until Viacom listens to Stewart and Colbert, and lets people put their clips on Youtube.

Comedy Central/Viacom: We won't release these clips on DVD. We'll never re-air them. But don't you DARE put them online.

Poignant.