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Desc:No-name ginger paddy beats 'roided up white rapper. Get it before WWE pulls it.
Category:Sports
Tags:wrestling, john cena, Cena_Mark, Irish people, steroid-fueled action figure body
Submitted:MongoMcMichael
Date:12/15/09
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Comment count is 41
Hooker
Well, this was mind-boggling and insane, but I doubt most of poeTV will have the context to appreciate this.
Hooper_X
The crowd certainly didn't seem to appreciate it.

zatojones
you're right, and that's the only reason why i'm not voting rather than giving this a one star

Syd Midnight
Some intensely Irish guy from 1870 kicks the ass of a lunkhead who is obviously Cena_Mark's hero, that's enough info for me.

Knaaks
You know, I STOPPED watching wrestling because John Cena had the belt for like 6 years straight. If they had done this sorta stuff back when I actually cared, I would probably still care today! Oh well!

Koda Maja
Probably for the best then.

Also, these stars are for the kid at 2:26 and his crushing disillusionment.

Hooper_X
I haven't watched WWE programming in a while, but holy crap, that's unexpected. (Also, he's the Celtic Warrior, his name is Sheamus, and his theme music is the same generic butt rock as everyone else? They couldn't spring for Flogging Molly or a bowdlerized Pogues or something?)
MongoMcMichael
Nu-metal and rap-rock are the only things that WWE's doughy, Cena-loving fan-base can appreciate.

themilkshark
He got his push cuz Triple H works out with him. Cena can suck an egg, fuck his spinner belt.

Sammy Barnathan
I could tell he was really Irish (and not just a gimmick) just by looking at him because he's so WHITE. Ah, we are a pale breed of human right enough.
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
Wow, that fucking crowd reaction.

cognitivedissonance
This guy looks like a regular George Hamilton compared to my complexion.

THA SUGAH RAIN
How did they determine the winner? It looked like they both kind of just fell off that post And irish dude fell harder and further than the Cena dude. Nothing about this makes sense.
Sammy Barnathan
I assume it was determined by who got put through the table?

Jellyneck
seriously...HOW DOES SOMEONE WIN A TITLE

I thought you had to pin somebody for three seconds in wrestling?

benchmark
I guess it was a "tables match", with the stipulation that whoever gets thrown through a table first loses the match. ECW used to do shit like this a lot.

Xiphias
They're only doing this so Cena can get revenge, guys.
Desidiosus
I stopped watching wrestling a while ago myself, but the title changed hands in a gimmick match? You bet there will be a revenge match.

Still, Cena sucks bricks so anything to get rid of him for a little while is a blessing.

Lurchi
So that guy is basically Fit Finlay?
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
a peak at his website implies he's like Fit Finley with a larp fetish.


themilkshark
He mopped the floor with Fit Finlay on Raw a few weeks ago

badideasinaction
I have no idea of the context, but my only observation is that it felt like Sheamus was waiting for something to happen when he was hoisting the belt. Either he got a very different reaction than he (or the writers) expected, or Cena was supposed to get up and pummel him for the belt after.

But I have no clue about wrestling, so no vote.
themilkshark
The paying crowd at this show most likely consisted of fans who paid to see John Cena win his match and jaded smart marks who hate Cena... Both were shocked by this not being the usual predictable outcome. It's a brilliant work honestly.

Hooker
Boy, brilliant is a word that gets thrown around a little too freely.

Hugo Gorilla
I like wrestling in the sense it was something I grew up with and I like how candid wrestlers are about it now. But a video of a match ending the way it was scripted? With no botches? No moments that unintentionally break kayfabe? Come on, guys.

Although a centuries old celtic warrior becoming a modern day mid-card professional wrestler is kind of a fun idea.
futurebot
I am reporting this video to the WWE *NOW*
MongoMcMichael
Not if the Resubmit Hopper has anything to say about this!

Modern Angel
Shut up

oogaBooga
Six hours, nineteen minutes, right ascension, fourteen degrees, twenty-three minutes declination... no sighting. (of Cena_Mark)


Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
i think he did his part already

MongoMcMichael
He's too busy putting on Venom makeup and pretending to enlist.

sosage
I want wrestling to go back to being silly and fun. Not silly and boring.
themilkshark
Chikara, Ring of Honor

Riskbreaker
Check all the DDT videos here in poetv.

Hooker
Ring of Honor takes itself pretty seriously. I would say Chikara / Pro Wrestling Guerilla / Dramatic Dream Team / HUSTLE.

memedumpster
I reserve my five stars for anyone who can point me to a website where I can see Sheamus naked and no, John Cena doesn't count.
Invincible Iron Iconoclast
Wait are pretending pro-wrestling is real now?
spikestoyiu
No -- absolutely no one is pretending that pro wrestling is real, faggot.

oddeye
OMG HE WON THE BELT!!!
Albuquerque Halsey
Withholding stars until this is overdubbed with the Demoman's voice.
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