There's something in the heart of lord Kali
Kali lights the children's heads on fire
And causes disease to spread
But Kali is our friend
And Kali,
Is the sweet hog
I know I wouldn't fight the goddess of chaos and destruction, seems obvious to me.
How come Hindus get all the cool special effects? The best the you could hope for if your a Jew or Christian is maybe The 10 Commandments or Davey & Goliath.
They probably figured they had a good shot at it since she was missing a couple of arms.
Hell, Parvati or whoever didn't seem too confident about Kali's chances either.
"Ok, she's gonna fuck them u-oh no, they've got axes! Oh good, she got her own axe and threw it at the-oh no, they've got bows! Oh good, she got her own bow and shot theirs. OH NO THEY'VE GOT ONIONS! Oh good, she chopped them in the next so hard it broke space and time. This worked out pretty well, time to get my smirk on."
So if I understand this video correctly, according to Hindu theology if I live many virtuous lives through the wheel of incarnation, I will eventually gain the ability to manifest dollar store plastic weaponry.
Hmm, seems kind of a gyp. On the other hand, the power of "really really red tongue" might make up for it.