Women wipe front to back as wiping back to front tends to push shit into their lady parts

Women have urinary tract infections 99% of the time! It's a true fact!

Five for you guys shoveling shit towards your balls and calling it manly.

And this video.

OH YEAH hahaha forgot about that other 50% of humans
I mean that's not the regular way to wipe but whatev

Front to back? Back to front?

I WIPE UP

why would anyone *not* wipe front to back? you guys creep me out and are gross.

Who the hell wipes when they're still sitting? How are you supposed to get dingleberries on the floor that way?

Haha, women have to worry about getting poo in their cooter and we don't because we don't have one of those.

The male taint acts as a natural barrier between the feces and the genitals. It's like a naturally occurring Hadrian's Wall.

I watched 'Fight Filth-Eating Spirit Ghoul Struggle' last month, it was a bit like American Pie except with a shit-devouring head lolloping about on a pile of intestines.

NOBODY TURNS DOWN DRUGS

(supposed to be reply to Steam)

also, what is awesome movie beginning around 1:42?

Deadly Prey

Thank you!

I meant to say it's from Action International Pictures who were basically three guys on lots of cocaine.

Ah, it's from AIP.. that makes sense.

Thanks ztc.

Seconded. NOBODY TURNS DOWN SAUCE.

I need to know what it is too. I could use some helpful advice in my situation. People keep giving me free drugs.

Yes, that's Helen Hunt in "Desperate Lives" (1982).

It's actually the second anti-PCP after-school special she was in, plus IMDb lists her as a guest star in a drug-related episode of "The Facts of Life".

That's probably my favorite scene in this whole montage. It's all laid back drug-sexy, then *busts through window* WWWYEAHHHHOOWW...