I mostly submitted this for the "spin attack", so skip to one minute in if you're really impatient.
is the back story behind the spinning. (NOTE: naked manchild animated GIFs within)
Thanks to you and your back story, I ended up on a website called SlutLoad where Chris-Chan is dry humping a PS3.
The spinning is a reference to the "flying elephants" video but his voice calling "JULIE! JULIE! JULIE!" refers to something far worse.
Ten minutes of this crap was not entertaining. It should have lasted thirty seconds.
Chris-Chan is the anti-Ulillillia.
This had me at "Skill : Eat Own Semen."
I have this RPG maker. It's pretty good, but making custom graphics for it sucks.
Pretty awesome, but two major flaws:
1. I don't think even Sonichu would have his back in a fight. That dude's adventures are a strictly solo affair.
2. every fight would pretty much have to end with him getting his ass kicked
Don't you know you're banned from here? Get out!
At one point Sonichu abandons Chris and leaves the party. Most of the videos I've seen of this have Chris's team needing at least two tries to clear any battle - even minor Jerkops.
Spending this long to make a video game mocking Chris Chan is pretty obsessive, guys. You also have to be pretty obsessive to get most of these jokes.
Fucking internet, I swear.
There is a Christian Weston Chandler wiki.
There is a Christian Weston Chandler wiki.
Mother of fuck.
DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS!
Wait, Chris updates the CWCipedia, the CWCki is the one updated by trolls and other observers of Chris Chan and his antics. You would be surprised at how much material there is to explore about Chris. Sure, trolls exagerate all the claims about his racism, among other stuff, but Chris has been screwing his life, and making a fool of himself, long before the internet discovered him.
|Jack Dalton |
I checked littlebigplanet to see if there was a chris chan level, but sadly, there wasn't.
I did the same thing, and found several, including his 'date' level already seen on here. Thing's fucking unplayable. What's really horrifying is that lead me to his PSN account.
If he actually IS a troll, he sure put a lot of hours into getting platinum trophies for all the shitty sonic games out there just to put up a convincing front.
Goddamnit, leave Earthbound the fuck out of this, assholes.
Chris-chan shat himself!
Chris-chan focused the power of his autistic mind!
Chris-chan realized the power of the Spin Attack!
i don't even
The irony is that Chris could actually sell the story of his absurd life to some reality show. But for him all the stuff with the jerkops, his sweetheart quest and the trolls is like a greek tragedy.
This is just sort of sad by now, I'm sorry.
Yea... not even gonna watch this. Chris is sad, and the people putting such an enormous effort to troll a tard from a wreck of a home are even worse.
Ok, in terms of video it's still 10 minutes of WACKY rpg maker footage. One star it gets.
Agreed. I spent five minutes on the wiki and that pushed it over the edge. This has long since passed the tragic stage.
Most of the awful stupid stuff he has said and done came right from him, with hardly any intervention from third parties. Chris was going to crash into the internet sooner or later, either that or finally getting arrested from stalking women in the mall.
You guys don't know about the cycle yet.
First CWC is funny. The voice, the disconnect with reality, the Sonic fan art. But inevitably you end up on the wiki, which has transcripts of most of his phone conversations, plus medical records, old home movies, you name it. Turns out The Truman Show is real, but it's produced by internet trolls and stars a retarded guy.
So you get to thinking about how the digital age has allowed a human to become a zoo animal. Disgusted, you come here and say you're done with CWC.
But goddamn it if the man isn't a born entertainer. You'll be back. It's ok, though, because it's not your fault.
Good lord you're a fucking dork.
oh yeah this looks like hours of fun. and lol! it even has gary coleman in the mall!!
Many poetv users suffer a severe case of "stick up the ass" it seems.
This is wonderful. I can't wait to play this.
|Doctor Arcane |
How up to date is it? Can he acquire a bottle of faygo and turn into a juggalo for special dark carnival attacks?
So far all I've seen are Long Island Iced Teas, Longer Island Iced Teas, CWCville Soda (goes down salty), and the Straw of Fail.
Everyone involved in this is an absolute colossal failure.
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