nothing could prepare me for 6:02. how could it?
rofl you watched 6 minutes of that
this needs yipes commentary
POOPS! POOPS HAAGEN-DAZS
|a flaming monkey |
Japan tackles a controversial issue with aplomb.
Her mouth is open! FINISH HER!!!!!
The purple lady's final atomic pooper at 3:10-12 was the best... up till that point anyway. I couldn't bear to watch any more after.
what in the butt
Oh, this video! Yeah, I like to put on just the audio while I'm reading, or sleeping, or whatever. It's soothing.
7:07 is probably the most believable as a normal video game move. Fart carpet bombing.
eloi, eloi, lama sabachthani?
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tounge came bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usualy fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think i would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore's glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover's fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your hot drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my draling's cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sign and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.
Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myselff off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.
I am glad I rated this five. They are no longer for this video, but for you.
James Joyce (author of Ulysses, Dubliners, etc.) and his wife spent a few months apart and they agreed they would write each other erotic letters. The letters from his wife have been lost, but the letters from Joyce were found and published in the 70s. This is one of them.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
If the Japanese had this during WW2 they would have conquered the world.
|Killer Joe |
Japanese voice actresses need to eat too, I guess.
I laughed like the stupid child I am all the way through this. I can't be the only one.
It would be difficult to find a video more deserving of the "slow motion replay for extra fapping" tag.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Personally, I think the slow-motion detracted from the experience.
This would make a good subwoofer test.
|Sudan no1 |
WATCH OR SKIP TO THE END FOR THE EXPLODING BOX OF FARTS EVERYBODY!!!!!
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