BHWW Who wears short shorts?
He wears short shorts.
I mean, honestly though, what's up with the Daisy Dukes, Not-Rambo?
Camonk Psychological warfare. It's bad enough if your buddy gets killed by a commando dude all in commando clothes. But if he's killed by a guy in jean shorts and NOTHING ELSE, your will to fight is ruined.
memedumpster Five for the guy with the grenade having better aim.