For some reason the video stops at 2:52 and I didn't realize this AFTER I posted the video.

The video may start again if you click on the Youtube icon, but the video may be very wonky.


Anyway, the rest of the video is about the Capuchin Monkeys defending themselves against a jaguar by throwing rocks off a cliff.

Blue Danube had me looking for one with a bone beating up the other monkeys...the "Skullcracker"

I think some of these monkeys may be smarter than the people working at my local Wendy's. I can only imagine a Jaguar attack would be met by wild shrieks and flying hamburger and feces.

Attenborough

Those monkeys should be wearing safety glasses.

Every time they lifted up one of those rocks I squirmed. Don't crush your little toes, monkeys!

"Jaguars know it's monkeys at work"

The monkey unions should do something about this. I bet they could quite easily negotiate something more favorable to their organization.

The list of things the Only Humans Do is growing smaller. I think we are left with autotuning and supporting Sarah Palin, neither of which is much to be proud of.

It's like an adorable fuzzy chain gang.

I like sigourney weaver and everything, but what the fuck is the point of replacing attenborough?

What possible gain?

Oh hai predator! *avalanche*

*Monkey shows other monkey the ins and outs of cracking nuts, then strokes beard in monkey nerd pride*

Don't let your helper monkey watch this.

GO TEAM PRIMATE

That's some good monkey work ethic right there.

The ricochet sounds as the nuts rocket away really does it for me. That, and the entire rest of the video.

"They don't even need guns to defend that! All they've got to do is roll rocks down on us!"

At 1:50 the monkey says a cuss.

Then they discovered that some of the rocks had uranium in them.