She looks almost as horrible as Duke Skywalker in the Star Wars Holiday Special.
Yes the one with Princess Layla, and Hank Solo.
Every time Wolf Blitzer goes out in public, people need to ask him him, "Still mourning 'America's Princess Di'?". Alternatively, "So Wolf, is Anna Nicole Smith still dead?"
|Jimmy Labatt |
Jesus Christ what a fucking abortion. A billion stars for the drunken skank fight and the karaoke.
Are the jello shots at 00:24 in the shape of dog penises?
Jesus, the coke-shiver at the intro, the celebrity whoring of the guests, the true to life redneck with money behavior of the cousin and of course the general retardation all around draws my to one possible conclusion: Yes, there is in fact a god and yes, you hates us and we are alive as his mere playthings. Christ, I wish this wasn't the first thing I was after waking up.
I also wish it wasn't the first thing you were after waking up.
I should have chewed off my fucking arm.
|HURF BLURF DUH |
Stunned and bewildered. I keep trying to make a funny comment but I can barely come up with something that makes sense.
Well, at least Rip Taylor was there.
Somebody put this woman out of her misery...oh wait, she did already.
Sweet Hellish Santa's Balls!
I thought this was going to be a really horrible family program, but no, it's a trillion times worse. It's so bad I actually had the thought "what the hell is Kathy Griffin doing there?!"
I liked how everyone sat captivated by her slurring the x-mas rhyme at the end.
THAWUZZ THUH BESSS CRISMISSS EEEEVVRRRRR!!!
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
I feel so bad for the camera man.
We don't want this.
Well, at least Margaret Cho was there.
You mean all those people were all together at one place and one time, and a single high yield explosive could have rid us of every one? And we passed the opportunity?
|The Mothership |
May the gods smile upon you, yogarfield and Old Zircon.
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