I too once had fond memories of large, half-naked, old men bouncing jovially up and down.

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It may be safe for work but to some people, this video is Rule 34.

The atheists believe a fat man popping balloons on Youtube was just chance.

Not chance, only that fat man popping balloons on YouTube exists because conditions just so happen to not select those things out. Fat man popping balloons on YouTube exists because it can, because if it couldn't, it wouldn't. By saying chance, you imply that fat man popping balloons on YouTube might not have existed, even though it could have, which isn't the case, because it will if it can.

Countless generations of our ancestors, competing with other organisms for survival in the face of Earth's harsh realities, have culminated in the noble creature that is modern man. This fat, crazy old balloon fetishist is a paragon of genetic success, a phenotype that has flourished despite all odds. We have no need to invent a God because, behold! here he sits (on balloons)

From the perspective of the balloon inhabitants, each of their universes has a lifespan of 14 billion years. The existence or non-existence of a 'God' is not in the realm of serious science.

Why, Enjoy? You think god gets off on this?

Every fetish must have a designer! Which means this god fella is one pervy-ass bastard.

But if you take into account the astronomical number of concepts and objects that can be fetishised, it is expected that selective pressure will encourage only the weirdest and most fucked up ones to be featured. Given enough time, its inevitable a fat man would pleasure himself by sitting on balloons.

God did it, I believe it, and that settles it

I'm just saying you can't create something from nothing without the divine and we definitely have something here.

SAINT ANSELM�S BALLOON POPPING PROOF
proving this man is made by God.
(1) A God who can make a man who pops balloons as a fetish is the thought object than which no thought object can be thought to be greater or creepier.
Now suppose that
(2) God is only in the intellect (i.e. God is thought of, but does not exist), and all creations of his as a thought object no longer hinge on his existence.
But certainly
(3) Any fetish-creating thought object that can be thought to exist in reality can be thought to be greater than any thought object that is only in the intellect
And it cannot be doubted that
(4) Balloon-Popping-Man is undoubtedly here, among us, popping balloons in his birthday suit (we have video proof of this)
Therefore,
(5) Some polarizing force of nature that invents Balloon-Popping-Man must be thought to be in effect, and greater in power than we can imagine, than the thought object than which no thought object can be thought to be more productive (ie. evolution).

God did it.

(I tried)

He forgoes the prison of the shirt in favor of swinging free. As for the balloons, I haven't a fucking clue.

Old crazy people have had a lot of time to let the crazy stew in their brains. Slow cooker crazy if you will.