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Desc:I haven't had a pump like this in a long time
Category:Advertisements, Science & Technology
Tags:exercise, For Men, Handjobs, masturbation pantomime, dynamic inertia
Submitted:Chalkdust
Date:12/20/09
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Comment count is 23
memedumpster
:D

How the hell did I miss this in the Hopper!?
Chalkdust
because it was never in the hopper! mua ha ha ha

freedoom
So jackhammer operators have the best sculpted bodies on the planet?
Comeuppance
The next model will have a built-in squirtbottle, and a free packet of vanilla protein shake mix! Just squeeze the handle whenever you want a hot burst of creamy white protein in your mouth!

Albuquerque Halsey
NICE MUSCLE!
Timothy A. Bear
If this actually worked then all 14 year old boys would be barrel-chested.
Caminante Nocturno
But only on one side. The other side would be whithered and vestigial. Just a little noodle of an arm, flopping around when they run.

Riskbreaker
"30-45 seconds and already cover in sweat"
Caminante Nocturno
Sometimes it looks more like they're trying to keep the thing from jumping onto their faces.
kennydra
Yeah, this commercial turned me on :/

I can actually see how it works, too...
Glenn or Glennda
My theory is that it must actually work, because they'd never try to market something so ridiculous otherwise.
cognitivedissonance
I wonder how the Happeh Theory guy feels about this.
charmlessman
Guess how it lets you know your workout is over.
HankFinch
Is there a timer you set that counts dowwwww... oh, I get it - that's gross.

fluffy
That seems like it would be useful if it doesn't cause severe RSI, but it probably causes severe RSI.
sosage
I'm not looking forward to the YT vids of "an hour a day lifting weights? YUCK!" people using this...and the tidal waves of fat this thing will create.
Chalkdust
kind of like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoJ9XDH-eO8

Cube
The nerd in me secretly hoped for a Dynamic Inertia tag.
Chalkdust
skoal!

Rodents of Unusual Size
Woo, can't go wrong with a TRIPLE money back guarantee, can we?
phalsebob
I feel there is some slippery metaphor here, but I can't get a grip on it.
FineFilter
Easy joke.
Old_Zircon
5 stars NO HOMO
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