How the hell did I miss this in the Hopper!?
because it was never in the hopper! mua ha ha ha
So jackhammer operators have the best sculpted bodies on the planet?
|Albuquerque Halsey |
|Timothy A. Bear |
If this actually worked then all 14 year old boys would be barrel-chested.
But only on one side. The other side would be whithered and vestigial. Just a little noodle of an arm, flopping around when they run.
"30-45 seconds and already cover in sweat"
|Caminante Nocturno |
Sometimes it looks more like they're trying to keep the thing from jumping onto their faces.
Yeah, this commercial turned me on :/
I can actually see how it works, too...
|Glenn or Glennda |
My theory is that it must actually work, because they'd never try to market something so ridiculous otherwise.
I wonder how the Happeh Theory guy feels about this.
Guess how it lets you know your workout is over.
Is there a timer you set that counts dowwwww... oh, I get it - that's gross.
That seems like it would be useful if it doesn't cause severe RSI, but it probably causes severe RSI.
I'm not looking forward to the YT vids of "an hour a day lifting weights? YUCK!" people using this...and the tidal waves of fat this thing will create.
kind of like this?
The nerd in me secretly hoped for a Dynamic Inertia tag.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Woo, can't go wrong with a TRIPLE money back guarantee, can we?
I feel there is some slippery metaphor here, but I can't get a grip on it.
5 stars NO HOMO
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