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Desc:NEGRO FACE DOES NOT COMPUTE
Category:Science & Technology, Educational
Tags:racism, webcam, hp, face tracking, stealth ninja blackface
Submitted:ztc
Date:12/21/09
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"as soon as my blackness enters the frame"

Hilarious!
pastorofmuppets
Needs the 0.2 firmware. Supports negroes, chinamen, and the red man.
charmlessman
Well, it obviously doesn't follow him until he turns his back and wanders the store. Then it's right on him to make sure he doesn't shoplift.
kingarthur
For you.

takewithfood
I guess it can't focus on him AND dial the police at the same time.

voodoo_pork
When the super smart computers take over, all we need is "stealth ninja blackface."
fermun
When Skynet takes over and is eliminating all humans, black people will go about their daily lives secure in the knowledge that terminators can't see them.

j lzrd / swift idiot
Black people covered with a layer of mud will be invisible to terminators AND predators.

lucienpsinger
Oh my god. This is why the extras in the Matrix sequels were like 80% black.

Rape Van Winkle
For lucienpsinger.

theSnake
Seems like an easy fix, just run the "Polarize" filter over each image in software before the tracking algorithm.
fluffy
They should have flipped the backfacing normals using a stencil buffer

Enjoy
Maybe there should be a new pixel shader in DX12 for this issue.

dr_rock
Wrong fluffy. It's the blackfacing normals they should have flipped.

Adham Nu'man
Stencil Buffers!!!

Broose182
Nope, all they gotta do is zoom into the Z-axis.

spikestoyiu
HP clearly stole this technology from "Better Off Ted."
THA SUGAH RAIN
This technology is balls. Imagine trying to have a conversation with someone while the camera is constantly zooming in and out and panning all over the place.
SixDigitDebt
Warning! No software exists for this application.
Errorcode: 00012134as2 (you all look the same to me)
phalsebob
HP computers only track white women. Just like tha brothaz yo!

FangoftheCobras
HP = Honkeys Preferred
Syd Midnight
So that's why Arnold Schwarzenegger wiped mud on his face to hide from the Predator
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