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Desc:NEGRO FACE DOES NOT COMPUTE
Category:Science & Technology, Educational
Tags:racism, webcam, hp, face tracking, stealth ninja blackface
Submitted:ztc
Date:12/21/09
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Comment count is 23
Enjoy - 2009-12-21
"as soon as my blackness enters the frame"

Hilarious!
pastorofmuppets - 2009-12-21
Needs the 0.2 firmware. Supports negroes, chinamen, and the red man.
charmlessman - 2009-12-21
Well, it obviously doesn't follow him until he turns his back and wanders the store. Then it's right on him to make sure he doesn't shoplift.
kingarthur - 2009-12-21
For you.

takewithfood - 2009-12-21
I guess it can't focus on him AND dial the police at the same time.

voodoo_pork - 2009-12-21
When the super smart computers take over, all we need is "stealth ninja blackface."
fermun - 2009-12-21
When Skynet takes over and is eliminating all humans, black people will go about their daily lives secure in the knowledge that terminators can't see them.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-12-21
Black people covered with a layer of mud will be invisible to terminators AND predators.

lucienpsinger - 2010-04-05
Oh my god. This is why the extras in the Matrix sequels were like 80% black.

Rape Van Winkle - 2010-07-19
For lucienpsinger.

theSnake - 2009-12-21
Seems like an easy fix, just run the "Polarize" filter over each image in software before the tracking algorithm.
fluffy - 2009-12-21
They should have flipped the backfacing normals using a stencil buffer

Enjoy - 2009-12-21
Maybe there should be a new pixel shader in DX12 for this issue.

dr_rock - 2009-12-21
Wrong fluffy. It's the blackfacing normals they should have flipped.

Adham Nu'man - 2009-12-22
Stencil Buffers!!!

Broose182 - 2009-12-23
Nope, all they gotta do is zoom into the Z-axis.

spikestoyiu - 2009-12-21
HP clearly stole this technology from "Better Off Ted."
THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-12-21
This technology is balls. Imagine trying to have a conversation with someone while the camera is constantly zooming in and out and panning all over the place.
SixDigitDebt - 2009-12-21
Warning! No software exists for this application.
Errorcode: 00012134as2 (you all look the same to me)
phalsebob - 2009-12-21
HP computers only track white women. Just like tha brothaz yo!
THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-12-21
Nice.

FangoftheCobras - 2009-12-21
HP = Honkeys Preferred
Syd Midnight - 2009-12-21
So that's why Arnold Schwarzenegger wiped mud on his face to hide from the Predator
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