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HP Computers Are Racist
NEGRO FACE DOES NOT COMPUTE
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"as soon as my blackness enters the frame"
Needs the 0.2 firmware. Supports negroes, chinamen, and the red man.
Well, it obviously doesn't follow him until he turns his back and wanders the store. Then it's right on him to make sure he doesn't shoplift.
I guess it can't focus on him AND dial the police at the same time.
When the super smart computers take over, all we need is "stealth ninja blackface."
When Skynet takes over and is eliminating all humans, black people will go about their daily lives secure in the knowledge that terminators can't see them.
j lzrd / swift idiot
Black people covered with a layer of mud will be invisible to terminators AND predators.
Oh my god. This is why the extras in the Matrix sequels were like 80% black.
Rape Van Winkle
Seems like an easy fix, just run the "Polarize" filter over each image in software before the tracking algorithm.
They should have flipped the backfacing normals using a stencil buffer
Maybe there should be a new pixel shader in DX12 for this issue.
Wrong fluffy. It's the blackfacing normals they should have flipped.
Nope, all they gotta do is zoom into the Z-axis.
HP clearly stole this technology from "Better Off Ted."
THA SUGAH RAIN
This technology is balls. Imagine trying to have a conversation with someone while the camera is constantly zooming in and out and panning all over the place.
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Errorcode: 00012134as2 (you all look the same to me)
HP computers only track white women. Just like tha brothaz yo!
THA SUGAH RAIN
HP = Honkeys Preferred
So that's why Arnold Schwarzenegger wiped mud on his face to hide from the Predator
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