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You had me at puppet putting the moves on his puppet girl.
I'M AN ELF WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WILL SET YOU FREE.
Hey Master Splinter got manhole covers for Christmas, what a tasteful gift!
He'll just sell them to a scrap metal dealer for a hit of mutagen.
And who pays for it? Us, through higher city taxes!
This is fucking EXEMPLARY. This is exactly what you should give to someone to show what everythingisterrible is all about.
Where to begin...oh man, Scrooge is Jack Elam.
And the Turtle X-Mas Rap does nothing but make me reaffirm my long-held anti-TMNT stance.
Have you ever wondered what Christmas would be like without music?
So many burning questions linger.
Why is Bob Vila making children work as elves in his sweatshop?
Why does the gay dude from She-Ra know what Christmas is?
How many ethnic stereotypes can talking turtles gleefully enchant us with this Christmas?
What the hell was Kirk on in that clip?
Much like Grizzly Adams, I would like to know how elves are like the Nazis. This is very important.
So on Christmas... Ireland becomes Narnia?
This Christmas, Garrison Keillor IS Ebenezer Scrooge!