If this does not make you laugh and clap your hands like an infant you should be torn to shreds by dogs. No exceptions.
the boat is powered by space magic
I am more than a little disappointed that Human Go-Kart is not yet a linkable tag.
I was going to call dupe, but then the other video("Boatman Fighter") has been removed from youtube, and while I should bitch and moan about using the "update dead link" thingy, I don't really care because... he's in a boat! He's doing things I can't do out of a boat and he's in a boat! This is too awesome to give anything less than five stars anyway.
fuck. i should read the comments before i make them.
|Sanest Man Alive |
I don't feel like playing Gesdupo on this either, if only because this one's longer (with even more awesome fighting) and actually dubbed in that perfect kungfu way.
Also, today I learned that, however powerful, boat-based martial arts lose out to car-based martial arts. I think there's profund wisdom somewhere in that.
|chaos owl |
This is the very definition of "correct".
Someone like Jean-Luc Godard is for me intellectual counterfeit money when compared to a good kung fu film.
Also, one of the venoms is in this.
|Monkey Cheese |
Not so tough without your MINIATURE ROWBOAT!
Always keep a supply of Matchbox cars on hand to use as lethal projectiles in case your boat gets destroyed.
When they cut the wheels off his little boat I figured he was totally done for, but then I guess it turns out he can stand up?
I would love the opportunity to learn Boat-Fu.
"ARE YOU READY TO LEARN?!"
"GOOD! TODAY WE LEARN HOW TO CRIPPLE A MAN IN THREE SECONDS! NOW GRAB YOUR OARS AND GET INTO YOUR TOY BOATS!"
This should be a dupe, but the original has been removed from YouTube. Thus, you can have stars, but you really should give this the boatman tag.
This is not a dupe, it's an upgrade. This is longer and more awesome than the original that completely disappeared off of You Tube.
0:51 - "Why don't you wise up, old monk? I'm gonna get the sod!"
Is he re-doing his lawn?
Kung Fu movies taught me that the best kind of martial arts are the ones so incredibly weird that there's no way anyone could have already trained to counter it.
So 1:40 is basically live-action Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend
Okay, now we just need Chet to move over all the comments from the original and everything will be fine.
If you guessed correctly what was going to happen in this clip you are impossible.
|Killer Joe |
China has a rich cultural history.
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