oswaldtheluckyrabbit      http://www.writingwrong.com/img/duke.jpg
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JSP      oh, come on
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Caminante Nocturno      Everyone who ever enjoyed reading Marmaduke is DEAD!
This film was made for CORPSES!
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Rovin      ...
Who... who wanted this?
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pastorofmuppets People who needed something edgier than the Berenstain Bears movie coming out.
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Riskbreaker      What's next, live action Betty Boop?
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dead_cat At least Betty Boop is actually a teenager. Or something.
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pastorofmuppets      http://marmadukeexplained.blogspot.com/2007/10/stop-stop-it-jesus- christ-stop-it.html
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memedumpster      Holy crap, this is far far worse than I ever could have imagined!
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endlesschris      I'm pretty sure a full length Marmaduke motion picture is one of the signs of Apocalypse.
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revdrew      MARMADUKE DOES. NOT. FUCKING. TALK.
AND WHERE'S THE GIANT SPIDER COMING OUT HIS MOUTH.
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Camonk      Well, from my understanding of the comic, which is sparse, Marmaduke IS a dog and the humor comes from the fact that he IS large. So, I mean.
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dead_cat The "humor" comes from Marmaduke's being such a large dog, and not understanding how huge he is in relation to the family, the house, the neighbors, etc. The "joke" is that he's just a dumb dog, and boy, great danes sure can be like that, haw haw.
Judging by the trailer, the movie drops all of this, and only retains the dog's name and the fact that he's some kind of gigantic hellbeast. A comic about how the lives of every person sharing space with titular gigantic, dumb dog are made into a single-panel hell is now your average talking CG animal movie.
The least terrible news regarding this is that, since Marmaduke is already so damn bad, it's not like the people involved in the movie could really do anything to make thingsworse.
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fluffy      I'd get enraged but it's not like they're raping a childhood memory that I hold particularly dear this time.
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Chalkdust      three actors I enjoy doing something I never wanted to see!
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TheQuakeSoldier      set hollywood on fire.
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Hailey2006      This is awful!
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