phalsebob - 2009-12-25 A safe pull out before you blow is always 5 stars.
garcet71283 - 2009-12-25 Need Another Seven Astronauts!
GravidWithHate - 2009-12-25 Is this what they added once they figured out that the burning fuel was basically guaranteed to destroy the parachute from the capsule unless it had some other way to get clear?
garcet71283 - 2009-12-25 So...you sit behind the engines...
Aren't heat panel related problems pretty much the cause of all the major NASA disasters in recent memory? Doesn't putting the astronauts behind the hottest part of the rocket only add to the problem? Guess that's why I don't work for NASA...
HankFinch - 2009-12-25 Well, yeah, that's why you don't work for NASA. On the application under Additional Interests you put "So...you sit behind the engines..." Your only job reference is a theater that closed four years ago and you wrote the word "Nope" over the 10 key-type box.
Ursa_minor - 2009-12-25 Holy shit HankFinch I love you.
RockBolt - 2009-12-26 Why don't you looks a little closer at the top of every single manned rocket ever made (sans the shuttle), garcet, you fucking genius
THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-12-27 You couldnt even pay me enough to pretend to give a shit about whatever the fuck this is. A bunch parachutes on a bottle rocket? A new method for getting drugs across the border? An elaborate dildo?
THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-12-29 I read lots of books. The books I read have to do with shit that actually matters.
Charles - 2009-12-31 Sure, but clearly you don't read the ones on how to survive the space age. This is why you will perish in the Reptillian holocaust while the rest of us fight for our freedom-- with our KNOWLEDGE.
j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-12-31 My life's goal is convincing people that eventually the sun will run out of hydrogen.
Fucks like you, tha sugah rain, make it hard for me to convince people this fact matters at all.
Kumquatxop - 2010-01-01 Why does the music sound like a Hallmark Channel Original Movie Holiday Special soundtrack?