Participant Media has to be the most gutless sounding name ever. "Participant Media: We helped-- I guess."
Participant Media - We admit it, we had something to do with this.
Adapted from an unsold script for Home Alone 5, where Kevin became the Beastmaster.
This is what Brendan Fraser's career has been leading up to.
This is what Brendan Fraser's substantial gambling debts have been leading up to.
DR. KEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! !!!!!!!
|Innocent Bystander |
Anyone remember The Hangover? That's the same Asian guy, isn't it?
You have no idea:
I take back my above comment as I watched The Hangover last night. *I* am the one who had no idea.
|Doctor Arcane |
Ferrets and Raccoons are not rodents. Read a fucking book people.
Disappointed, I thought this movie would involve the OTHER furries!
|Caminante Nocturno |
This and Avatar are pretty much the same film.
I blame 9/11
does brendan fraser just make movies for his kids now or something? he was good in gods and monsters, but now he just does this crap.
That's the only good movie he has ever been in. Everything else is either a kid's movie or a Mummy film.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Actually he was brilliant in The Quiet American, but yeah lately he has been on the road to being the white Eddie Murphy.
that gopher fucking screamed
that was great
Oh no! I bet in that last scene he's covered in poo! And birds pooed on him! Oh, hahaha!
I suppose this is a movie made for 8 year olds, which means their parents will bring them. Conservative types won't like the message of enviormentalism, and Liberals (many of whom have over a grade 10 education) will think the message of pure stupid. Who the fuck wants to see this? French Canadians is my guess, and they will just shoplift it from their local Zellers. Nice market research you dipshits.
brendan if you needed the money you should have asked.
this is monkey bone all over again
|B. Weed |
This is the first time I've seen a film that would actually be improved by splicing furry porn into it.
|Hay Belly |
Mr Woodcock, Furry Vengeance
|Babies Ate My Dingo |
Well, there's 2:24 I'll never get back.
I will fully admit to laughing at the background gag involving the guys running on treadmills in the middle of the woods.
I had my doubts at first, but the description is spot on.
|Il Grande Silenzio |
When I saw the title I had in mind some kind of brutal low budget revenge thriller, like a furry I Spit on Your Grave. A fursuit clad vigilante, soaked in the blood of his tormentors, holding a smoking sawed-off shotgun pointed straight at the camera type of thing. Somehow this trailer seems even more lowbrow than what I imagined.
I imagined a man in a Tanooki costume out for revenge after 15 years in a coma.
I am actually disappointed that this isn't about yiffing for blood.
|wtf japan |
Yeah, but splice in the fox footage from Antichrist and you've got a winner!
That was a bit of an odd sell when Brendan said "You have a family don't you? You were just trying to protect them." Followed by him threatening a small animal with a hammer. "You have kids, eh? They're about to be orphans."
only made it to :51 and i already agree with ROUS's assessment.
5 stars despite disappointment about not actually having anything to do with furries.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I'd just like to point out how funny it is they made a movie about the villain being someone who is trying to make a lot of money and jumpstart the economy by building a town but the locals are having none of it! I'm all for environmental messages that are reflective of, oh, real life. It's like this was made for an audience in an alternate universe.
You've obviously never watched Captain Planet...
I've been thinking about that "Miley Cyrus!" joke for a while, and I still don't get where the funny is supposed to be.
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