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wow, this movie has one heck of a cast.
This was a 'boat movie' for Ed, I think.
THAT GUY'S GOT A CANDY CANE! *swoosh*
WATCH OUT SANTA HE HAS AN OVERSIZED NOVELTY PLASTIC CANDY CANE TOSS HIS ASS THROUGH YOUR CARDBOARD HOUSE
I think this is the most surreal moment I've experienced in all of the things that Everything is Terrible has revealed to me.
Yes! I DO believe everything is terrible!
They used royalty-free-style interpretations of public-domain Christmas carols.
Oh that Santa, he wears skimpier outfits every time I see him.
"Who's going to do my mining?" My god, that's over the top even for a movie with Hulk Hogan in it.
Mining for giant Sleestak crystals. That explode if you hit them.
People who hate children shouldn't make movies for them.