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pressed peanut sweepings - 2009-12-26


Urburos - 2009-12-26

She had the posture of a fox going in for the kill.

mouser - 2009-12-26

-1 because no one scream JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST! so it was a let down.

The rest go for the last tag.

splatterbabble - 2009-12-26

T'was the week before Christmas
And all through the Vatican
Not a preacher was stirring
The Pope wouldn't let them

The congregation gathered
With their humbled air
With hope that their Pope
Would soon arrive their

Their cell phones recording
the spectacle with glee
As a woman in red
Crouched suspiciously

And in came the pontiff
And the chorus did sing
And bells pealed merrily
As that sort of thing

The woman did rise
as the Pope came near
She leapt to the rail
And pounced without fear

The Pope was knocked
The woman escorted
"She was mentally deranged"
the newspaper reported

But Benedict got up
And went to the Altar
And his Latin Sermon
delivered without falter

The Catholic masses
All knew in their souls
The Pope is infallible
And that's the way it goes

splatterbabble - 2009-12-26

their = there

Gah, I need an editor sometimes...

fatatty - 2009-12-26

Hope nobody minds
these stars are for you.
I'm breaking the rules
if you don't like it, fuck you.

Blaise - 2009-12-26

Good one.

KnowFuture - 2009-12-27

You remember that foul evening
When you heard the banshees howl
There was lazy drunken bastards singing
"Billy's In The Bowl"
They took you up to midnight mass,
And left you in the lurch
So you dropped a button in the plate
And spewed up in the church.

socialist_hentai - 2009-12-26


Doctor Arcane - 2009-12-26

Maybe if they stopped with the 80 year old Popes, they could defend themselves.

Desidiosus - 2009-12-27

He's got this giant fucking staff and he doesn't know how to swing it properly?

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-12-26

he's apparently forgiven her

they're going to move back in with each other, and try to work things out, but that never turns out well.

threads - 2009-12-26

If this lady has only watched Return of the Jedi she'd know that Vader eventually throws him down that pit anyway, and she just has to be patient like the rest of us.

al k duh - 2009-12-26

take that, you silly-hatted bastard.

Rodney - 2009-12-26

I guess he just forgot his self-defense training from his years in the Hitler Youth.

dicktatortot - 2009-12-26

What he needs is the Burrowing Bishop!

Meatsack Jones - 2009-12-27

A doc and I at the ER saw this, and theorized it was an isolated zombie attack brought on by the biggest, sparkliest hat in the crowd.

Also, the bishop that "broke his hip" was probably bitten and now resides in a Vatican lab for research.

abeli$con - 2009-12-28


James Woods - 2009-12-29

cause it fun to disagree with abeli$con

James Woods - 2009-12-29

is fun^

Centennial Ostrich - 2009-12-31

I guess he's not so in-FALL-ible after all...

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