I will never forget walking through a park in Beijing and seeing an old lady pull out a telescopic sword from her handbag (for sword dancing ). Bag snatching is a risky business in China.
Awesome. I don't even care if they guy was trying to stop some thieves or whatever. Throwing a bike at a speeding scooter is boss.
Mentos. The freshmaker!
|The Mothership |
Observation, assessment, decision, execution, swagger, flight.
Now I feel prepared to carry a purse in China.
He's clearly dealt with this situation before
You know what they say: "man who throw bike at thief wakes up with stinky fingers."
He's actually a reformed purse snatcher, so he's able to get into their minds and predict their movements.
Now i want to see the bike-fu guy against the boat-fu master.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
the ancient art of fuk yu
and that's how me and your mother met
|Stupid Lisa Garbage Face |
I wonder which was more expensive.. the purse contents or his bike
It was basically a discarded dollar store wok with a lawnmower engine beneath it.
|Caminante Nocturno |
At least the thieves were wearing helmets.
He must've felt like a total badass for about 6 seconds!
The 'thief' angle is probably a fabrication of whichever agency owns the footage, to make it more saleable to wacky clips shows.
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