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Desc:Holy sh*t...
Category:Video Games, Cartoons & Animation
Tags:videogame, grunt, bioware, mass effect, shepherd
Submitted:Candlejackv616
Date:01/03/10
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Comment count is 34
dueserpenti - 2010-01-03
OK, but where my bitches at?
Candlejackv616 - 2010-01-03
Flux.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2010-01-03
she blew off the head of the giant worm, duh

glasseye - 2010-01-03
Want.
StanleyPain - 2010-01-03
Cool cinema, but I hate these kinds of trailers for major games that don't actually show gameplay.

That said, the gameplay videos do look pretty impressive. The combat is way more souped up.
PurpleXVI - 2010-01-03
Generic Scowlyman and his group of Generic Aliens set off to fight Generic Badguys.

Looks like the recruitable NPC's for ME2 will be worse than the ones for ME1.
zatojones - 2010-01-03
I hope in the future the galaxy's military forces do actually adopt the slutty look for their female members

Pillager - 2010-01-03
What?


Recruitment would be a cinch.




sliggy - 2010-01-03
Was that MARTIN SHEEN?

Dude if President Bartlett wants me dead I might have to kill myself just to preserve my family's honor.
HankFinch - 2010-01-03
That's President Kennedy, ya idiot!

Doomstein - 2010-01-03
Well, same difference. I mean, he played Kennedy once...

Mancakes - 2010-01-03
Not pictured: Endless dialogue, horrible gameplay, novelty tits.
Bioware making the new Starwars MMO makes me despair.
Desidiosus - 2010-01-03
Novelty tits? You mean the ones that honk when you squeeze them?

Caminante Nocturno - 2010-01-03
Tits that make a farting noise when you sit on them.

Cleaner82 - 2010-01-03
Looks good, uh. In a sense. I mean you know there's not a half-second of gameplay on this video right.
Doomstein - 2010-01-03
Yeah, I kind of imagine an 8 bit 2D platformer with these cinematics spliced in between levels. Also a little ticker at the bottom of the screen that repeats "HAHAHA WE HAVE YOUR MONEY, GOOD LUCK GETTING A REFUND FAGGOTS!" over and over.

Actually, now I kind of want to make a game like that.

Caminante Nocturno - 2010-01-03
Five stars just for candlejackv616 understanding the rules about swearing.
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2010-01-03
bitch bitch bitch

Caminante Nocturno - 2010-01-03
Bitch isn't really considered a swear word anymore.

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2010-01-03
It's not? FUCK!

FABIO - 2010-01-03
In the future, the best way to ensure your own death in combat is wearing a helmet.
delicatessen - 2010-01-03
Combat armor should have lots of little glowing things on it so that your enemies know where you are
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2010-01-03
And, like the first game, the chicks should wear accents with pink on them so you know which people to kill and which to rape.

nemeses9 - 2010-01-03
Yes, it's visually gorgeous. It deserves a couple stars for being eye candy.

Unfortunately, I can't forgive the first one enough for tricking me into buying it, trying to pass itself off as an RPG.
Candlejackv616 - 2010-01-03
Yeah, I know right? Pissed me off too, all that leveling up, armor and accessories to equip, all that micromanagement and whatnot, tons of dialogue/story, recruitment of and assembling of party members... I mean honestly, how the fuck could it call itself an RPG???

poorwill - 2010-01-03
How about we just agree it sucked and leave it at that?

memedumpster - 2010-01-03
No gameplay footage leads me to the question of why they just don't make this a movie, followed by the realization that this would be an awful movie and only has hope as a game, which brings me back to no gameplay footage.
StanleyPain - 2010-01-03
There's a metric fuck ton of gameplay videos all over the internet. If BioWare were embarrassed about it, you'd never know.

memedumpster - 2010-01-03
I have played BioWare games more than anyone else, so I don't believe they have cause to be embarrassed by anything. I was only rating the trailer, which is pretty formulaic for game trailers in its lack of gameplay footage in favor of wowing you with cinematics that any company could have made.

poorwill - 2010-01-03
WOW
oogaBooga - 2010-01-04
Why are people saying the first one sucked?

Did you never get off of the space station or something?

And I suppose baldur's gate 1 and 2 sucked too?
poorwill - 2010-01-04
YOU suck!!!!!!!!!!

Cleaner82 - 2010-01-04
No, all the things you mention are good including Mass Effect.

I just don't care enough about these people's opinions to get in a sissy slapfight about it.

William Burns - 2010-01-04
BETTER PUT MY RIFLE AWAY IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE THEN DRAMATICALLY PULL IT BACK OUT AGAIN

Seriously though, where are the fat synths I loved so much from Mass Effect 1? A more effective preview of Mass Effect 2 would have been some guy at a keyboard smokin' a doober and being all "yeeeaaaahhhh" while he makes the synth happen.
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