delicatessen
Even more useless once the batteries run out.
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kennydra 
:D
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=40877
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Cube Yeah this is totally a Concept Dupe.
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Syd Midnight
My favorite useless invention was this box that kept its lid half open, but if anyone got close enough to try and look inside it slammed shut like an angry clam until they went away.
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Candlejackv616
This is what The Box should have been, Cameron Diaz flips the switch and its two hours of this followed by credits.
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Stupid Lisa Garbage Face
WHy can't someone make an anti-rape device out of this?
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HankFinch Why would someone make an anti-rape device?
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dr_rock Hank, congrats. You just made me snarf beer. At least it was a good beer though.
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Chibisuke You mean like when the penis touches your clitoris, a little hand comes out of your vagina and pushes the penis away again?
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Frank Rizzo
THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!!
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memedumpster
This is a make me happy machine.
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Caminante Nocturno
It doesn't WANT to work.
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Robert DeNegro
I WANT THAT!
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Samisyosam
I have no mouth and I must flip toggle.
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kamlem
The operation and spirit [of "The Ultimate Machine.''] were described by Arthur C. Clarke in his book "Voice Across the Sea: Telstar and the Laying of the Trans-Atlantic Cable":
"Nothing could be simpler. It is merely a small wooden casket, the size and shape of a cigar box, with a single switch on one face. When you throw the switch, there is an angry, purposeful buzzing. The lid slowly rises, and from beneath it emerges a hand. The hand reaches down, turns the switch off and retreats into the box. With the finality of a closing coffin, the lid snaps shut, the buzzing ceases and peace reigns once more. The psychological effect, if you do not know what to expect, is devastating. There is something unspeakably sinister about a machine that does nothing -- absolutely nothing -- except switch itself off. "
http://www.kk.org/thetechnium/archives/2008/03/the_unspeakable .php
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Chibisuke
Someone should make a version of this powered by the clapper.
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Desidiosus
Now you need to build a machine that switches the first machine on and we've invented perpetual motion!
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Longshot- ...Until the batteries run out. lol
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KnowFuture
They're wrong, this machine is highly useful. Just not to you.
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fluffy
:D
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Foux du Fafa
Oh, I wish it wouldn't keep turning itself off. I want to see what it does!
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Squeamish
NO
NO
FUCK OFF
I'M READING IN HERE
GO FLIP YOUR OWN SWITCH
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