vissarion
My personal favorite is Rick Pitino.

http://deadspin.com/5335356/rick-pitino-is-no-choir-boy

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Yeah he hasn't banged any black women yet.

Ponasty
Brit Hume talks like he got a mouthful of marbles.

TeenerTot
Marbles=Chris Wallace's dick.

cognitivedissonance
"I didn't get a harumph outta that guy."

"Er... harumph!"

"YOU WATCH YOUR ASS."

Paracelsus
Yep, the highest regard these guys have for Jesus is something like an ambulance chaser who can shave a couple years off your sentence if you make the right noises.

Translation: 'In terms of public relations, Tiger, Christian conversion can really sell if you manage it right.'

Cleaner82
Also, this is very interesting. Because what he means is, when the people that you have wronged aren't willing to forgive you, Buddhism doesn't offer an imaginary man to tell you you're forgiven anyway.

Which is possibly true, I'm not a Buddhist.

pastorofmuppets
I'd love to help you, I really would. But it's sola fide, brah. Plus, aren't you sorta Chinese? We don't get a lot up here...what I mean is, I'm going to have to check the manual...

dorje
It's true, there is no imaginary man to tell you you're forgiven. The only way to change the thoughts, that become actions, that become harm to others, which becomes an effect that harms the mind, is through regret - and then taking steps in a genuine way to change your behavioural patterns, motivated by that sincere regret. No sentient being or awakened being can take away your karma, and no positive actions will counterbalance the ripening of negative karma. At best you can treat the causes, and in the process accumulate wisdom.