I keep getting Auth Errors, so here's parts 2 and 3:
I didn't know it was possible to make this look any more hilariously cheesy or dated. Also, JESUS CHRIST THE POWER RANGERS FRANCHISE IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING ITS 20TH ANNIVERSARY.
watching a "new" episode indeed.
They couldn't "remaster" the line "Teenagers with attitudes"?
Well, "twenty-eight year olds in bad clothes with attitudes" just doesn't have the same ring.
So basically someone saw the special edition of The Warriors and thought "remastering" means "adding a bunch of comic book captions all over the place."
"Don't leave, you'll miss my coming out party, that's when I destroy the nearest planet."
If I had a nickel...
|Caminante Nocturno |
Caminante, you might know this - I heard the reason this happened was because the current Japanese series was really, really, really Japanese-y and there was basically no chance in hell to Americanize it. Like, they're all samurai and instead of dinosaurs, they get their powers from symbolic kanji characters or some shit.
That was meant to be a question, not a statement.
Yeah, but this year's Power Rangers is last year's Super Sentai. So I guess it'd be last year's show that was hopelessly untranslatable.
Either that, or they didn't feel like pumping all that money into the New Zealand economy when there's 15 years of perfectly good dumb shit just waiting to be rebroadcast.
I'm sorry, but how is this supposed to be an improvement?
It's not even like it would be terribly difficult to produce something slightly better than Power Rangers, either.
Nothing ever became of ANY of these people. And now the guy who has to edit it has caught the cancer.
Didn't the pink ranger become a porn star or something? Or was it the red ranger? Also... someone's missing a finger.
Which one of them died horribly again?
The yellow ranger is dead, who knows what happened to the rest.
I saw the black power ranger in one of those "top 100 kids shows" list shows and I also recognised him in an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer my wife was watching while all my dwarves got frozen to death in Dwarf Fortress.
The last thing I saw the Pink Ranger on was Flashpoint this last season. The Black Ranger is missing a finger. The Yellow Ranger died in a car wreck.
I know far too much about the current goings-on of the Power Rangers.
The white/green ranger is now doing MMA.
Don't forget the red power ranger that got into gay porn!
RECRUIT A GANG OF TEENAGERS WITH ATTITUDES
Rita still gives me a boner
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