Not evil, or funny. Just sort of a news story about a stupid, thieving pedo.
If theft and kiddie porn isn't evil, then I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY MORE.
I prefer my pedos to be posting incriminating videos on NAMBLA's behalf. Or telling Chris Hansen they were "Just stopping by to hang out with a friend.". That's right, I have strict criteria on the subject of pedophilia, and this, my good Sirs, is not it
Oh my God, do we actually have pedo hipsters now? Is this a thing that exists? Do you hang out in record stores complaining about how pedos these days are all mainstream sellouts made to appeal to the lowest common denominator? Do you wear tshirts with the names of undiscovered pedos on them and when someone asks about them, you just scoff and go "yeah, he's this new pedo out of Texas. You've probably never heard of him, he's pretty obscure."
|Tuan Jim |
Okay, who here puts porn on their ipod?
It seems weird to do that.
I put some pics on my PSP that I was transfering from one computer to another and I liked having them there so much I just left them. I was a skeptic like you, but now I wouldn't go without. Note: They are all of adult women who JUST HAPPEN TO LOOK LIKE little boys. Living in Ukraine will do that to you.
People who jerk it in the bathroom at work or their wife's parent's house during thanksgiving dinner.
A friend of mine in college worked in a computer lab on campus and part of his job was telling dudes they couldn't look at porn. Which he did with great gusto.
"YEAH MAN UH I'M SORRY BUT UNIVERSITY RULES SAY YOU CAN'T LOOK AT PORNO IN THE COMPUTER LABS SORRY BRO."
That was meant to be a reply to boner. I did not just out myself as a thieving pedophile.
Or someboidy who likes Super Mario and Hansen.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I'm guessing he didn't have a reputation as a good planner.
It's a story you won't see anywhere else, because the rest of the country has collectively decided to pretend Kansas does not exist, and it's working out great.
Hey, fuck you, you mad genius.
Well I guess his love of electronic devices and young boys explains his love of Super Mario and Hanson, respectively.
This kid also had polio and some sort of mental disability. He'd always try to kiss my best friend on the lips, and then slap him across the face and scream "FUCKING COCK MUNGLER, FUCKING FREAK" repeatedly with a lisp.
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