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Desc:Make your booty pop like they do in hollywood!
Category:Advertisements
Tags:booty, booty pop, strategically placed pad, bootylicious booty
Submitted:MasturbationDestination
Date:01/06/10
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Comment count is 64
Hooper_X
Paging Sarah Haskins to the red courtesy phone, Sarah Haskins to the red courtesy phone.
Caminante Nocturno
No matter how nice they are, these panties won't change the fact that she's generally unattractive.

baleen
"Women. Women REALLY care about panties say the corporations. I mean REALLY. (no women don't really care about panties see what I did)" -S. Haskins, 2010

baleen
also if I saw a pair of these on the floor of a woman I slept with I'd dump her.

Jet Bin Fever
yeah, brother.

boner
Don't fuck any of those sluts.
chumbucket
fittingly submitted
Enjoy
Combine them with Truck Nuts for something really special.

Colonel Cowlung
This is not what Sir Mix-A-Lot wanted.

Could use a "white people" tag.
wtf japan
Pad your bras if you must, but this is the ultimate betrayal! Ass men unite!
Casual Tea Party
Yes this is betrayal!

Asses used to be an honest game to judge, now what is fair and true anymore?

spikestoyiu
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
You can do side bends or sit-ups
But please don't lose that butt

pastorofmuppets
It's fine, they just need to make crotchless ones.

kennydra
I knew a girl who no matter what, could never ever be seen without this one pair of blue shorts on under her clothes. We all wondered if she was a never-nude or something, but we eventually just accepted it as reality. Then one day at a party, someone pulled on her blue shorts after she came out of the bathroom, and a huge butt pad fell out. Her actual ass was literally concave. It was SO awkward. 5 stars for the memory of her face when she realized her little secret was exposed.
HarrietTubmanPI
So they make medical butts?

Time Travel Mishap
Yes. They are mostly used to help people with a genetic disorder called Diminished Gluteal Syndrome (DGS).

CornOnTheCabre
oh god oh god oh god please let that be a real thing

Seris
I feel bad for her :(

citrusmirakel
Yeah. Your friends are dicks.

Caminante Nocturno
At no point in this commercial did they say the word "butt". On the contrary, they went out of their way to avoid saying it.

That's not healthy.
poetry publishing guide
Yeah, I find the insistence on using the supposedly cutesy names exclusively to be sort of disturbing. It's like those "Buns of Steel" workout videos.

Anyhow five stars for evil.

spikestoyiu
I'm not in marketing, but I have serious doubts as to how well "Butt of Steel" would have done.

phalsebob
I would respect a woman who used an 'Ass-Strong Cruncher'.

Rovin
"Super Duper Pooper."

boner
Hank Hill had a pair of these.
HarrietTubmanPI
I first read this as Betty Boop Panties.
rroach
I did as well. I was hoping for Betty Boop panties, actually.

Explodotron
5 for "droopy derriere"
BorrowedSolution
"I may never take them off!!" - Kelly Ripa; skanky-ass ho.
mashedtater
she hasnt taken them off for years!

Candlejackv616
So this is just coming to the states now huh?
APE_GOD
Yeah less demand here as we have more hot women.

Jellyneck
uh I'm pretty sure we have bigger asses in the US but that doesn't mean they're hot

sparklefatty
I bought a pair of these.
cognitivedissonance
C'mon, ladies. Just get back into the bustle and the corset, because Dolly Madison had the best booty of them all.
Rafiki
Must've been all those donut sticks.

RocketBlender
Okay, maybe it's the resolution on the loaner computer I'm using here, but am I the only one that thinks the O in 'POP' looks like a coiled up pile of shit in the middle?
dead_cat
Looks like a trucknutz to me.

Camonk
Ha ha ha, fuck you feminists! In a couple of years, women will be begging not to vote because the stress gives them wrinkles.
citrusmirakel
That's where my stars belong.

tak_a_je_to
My grandmother was wearing these 15 years ago...I guess someone finally realized they could market fake asses to the younger-than-70 ladies as well.

Seriously, look in an old copy of Fingerhut, that mail order catalog full of useless crap only the extremely senile could be tricked into buying. And vibrators.
cognitivedissonance
Fingerhut is pretty awesome. 90% of what they sell doubles as some sort of sexual plaything.

Hooper_X
The goddamned NAME is a sexual plaything.

Bort
The name means "thimble" (literally "finger hat"). Does that spoil it for you?

memedumpster
Women are full of lies.
Time Travel Mishap
Yes. So full of lies that they ran out of room on the inside and now have to start storing lies outside of there body.

memedumpster
So... it's like a real fanny pack!

Cube
I thought I'd kill myself later this year.

But with this special offer, I can't afford to kill myself any later! I'll HAVE TO DO IT NOW!
BorrowedSolution
Pics or it didn't happen.

Cube
I hasn't happened yet...


It... Hasn't happened yet.

Sacks5thAvenButt
Or they can just decide to be genetically gifted in the ass like me, I mean it's not a hard choice.


^jokes galore
spikestoyiu
Or they could just do squats.

Jet Bin Fever
but they worked reallllly hard at the office today and don't want to just go home to do more work! Gahhhhhhh

mouser
If I really wanted to fuck plastic, I'd get a doll. They're cheaper.
Caminante Nocturno
That's not where the penis goes, mouser.

Timothy A. Bear
Where may I acquire bullet-proof pops for my hos?
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
asses making a poping noise
Rafiki
TA-DOW
atheistgirl
I hate the word 'booty'. Pirates have booty, I don't.

Also, Booty Pop sounds like it's to do with farting.
dead_cat
No, Booty Pop sounds like something some soda company would come out with.

Jet Bin Fever
I always think of that Korean song Bubble Pop... I'm not sure if that's healthy either.

John Holmes Motherfucker
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Booty Pop?
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