Paging Sarah Haskins to the red courtesy phone, Sarah Haskins to the red courtesy phone.
No matter how nice they are, these panties won't change the fact that she's generally unattractive.
also if I saw a pair of these on the floor of a woman I slept with I'd dump her.
Don't fuck any of those sluts.
Combine them with Truck Nuts for something really special.
|Colonel Cowlung |
This is not what Sir Mix-A-Lot wanted.
Could use a "white people" tag.
|wtf japan |
Pad your bras if you must, but this is the ultimate betrayal! Ass men unite!
I knew a girl who no matter what, could never ever be seen without this one pair of blue shorts on under her clothes. We all wondered if she was a never-nude or something, but we eventually just accepted it as reality. Then one day at a party, someone pulled on her blue shorts after she came out of the bathroom, and a huge butt pad fell out. Her actual ass was literally concave. It was SO awkward. 5 stars for the memory of her face when she realized her little secret was exposed.
I feel bad for her :(
|Caminante Nocturno |
At no point in this commercial did they say the word "butt". On the contrary, they went out of their way to avoid saying it.
That's not healthy.
I'm not in marketing, but I have serious doubts as to how well "Butt of Steel" would have done.
Hank Hill had a pair of these.
I first read this as Betty Boop Panties.
I did as well. I was hoping for Betty Boop panties, actually.
5 for "droopy derriere"
"I may never take them off!!" - Kelly Ripa; skanky-ass ho.
So this is just coming to the states now huh?
Yeah less demand here as we have more hot women.
I bought a pair of these.
C'mon, ladies. Just get back into the bustle and the corset, because Dolly Madison had the best booty of them all.
Must've been all those donut sticks.
Okay, maybe it's the resolution on the loaner computer I'm using here, but am I the only one that thinks the O in 'POP' looks like a coiled up pile of shit in the middle?
Ha ha ha, fuck you feminists! In a couple of years, women will be begging not to vote because the stress gives them wrinkles.
My grandmother was wearing these 15 years ago...I guess someone finally realized they could market fake asses to the younger-than-70 ladies as well.
Seriously, look in an old copy of Fingerhut, that mail order catalog full of useless crap only the extremely senile could be tricked into buying. And vibrators.
Fingerhut is pretty awesome. 90% of what they sell doubles as some sort of sexual plaything.
The goddamned NAME is a sexual plaything.
Women are full of lies.
Time Travel Mishap
Yes. So full of lies that they ran out of room on the inside and now have to start storing lies outside of there body.
I thought I'd kill myself later this year.
But with this special offer, I can't afford to kill myself any later! I'll HAVE TO DO IT NOW!
I hasn't happened yet...
It... Hasn't happened yet.
Or they can just decide to be genetically gifted in the ass like me, I mean it's not a hard choice.
Jet Bin Fever
but they worked reallllly hard at the office today and don't want to just go home to do more work! Gahhhhhhh
If I really wanted to fuck plastic, I'd get a doll. They're cheaper.
|Timothy A. Bear |
Where may I acquire bullet-proof pops for my hos?
asses making a poping noise
I hate the word 'booty'. Pirates have booty, I don't.
Also, Booty Pop sounds like it's to do with farting.
Jet Bin Fever
I always think of that Korean song Bubble Pop... I'm not sure if that's healthy either.
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