Hooper_X 
Paging Sarah Haskins to the red courtesy phone, Sarah Haskins to the red courtesy phone.
|
Caminante Nocturno No matter how nice they are, these panties won't change the fact that she's generally unattractive.
|
|
baleen also if I saw a pair of these on the floor of a woman I slept with I'd dump her.
|
|
boner
Don't fuck any of those sluts.
|
chumbucket
fittingly submitted
|
Enjoy
Combine them with Truck Nuts for something really special.
|
|
Colonel Cowlung
This is not what Sir Mix-A-Lot wanted.
Could use a "white people" tag.
|
wtf japan
Pad your bras if you must, but this is the ultimate betrayal! Ass men unite!
|
|
|
|
|
kennydra
I knew a girl who no matter what, could never ever be seen without this one pair of blue shorts on under her clothes. We all wondered if she was a never-nude or something, but we eventually just accepted it as reality. Then one day at a party, someone pulled on her blue shorts after she came out of the bathroom, and a huge butt pad fell out. Her actual ass was literally concave. It was SO awkward. 5 stars for the memory of her face when she realized her little secret was exposed.
|
|
|
|
Seris I feel bad for her :(
|
|
Caminante Nocturno
At no point in this commercial did they say the word "butt". On the contrary, they went out of their way to avoid saying it.
That's not healthy.
|
|
spikestoyiu I'm not in marketing, but I have serious doubts as to how well "Butt of Steel" would have done.
|
|
|
boner
Hank Hill had a pair of these.
|
HarrietTubmanPI
I first read this as Betty Boop Panties.
|
rroach I did as well. I was hoping for Betty Boop panties, actually.
|
Explodotron
5 for "droopy derriere"
|
BorrowedSolution
"I may never take them off!!" - Kelly Ripa; skanky-ass ho.
|
|
Candlejackv616
So this is just coming to the states now huh?
|
APE_GOD Yeah less demand here as we have more hot women.
|
|
sparklefatty
I bought a pair of these.
|
cognitivedissonance
C'mon, ladies. Just get back into the bustle and the corset, because Dolly Madison had the best booty of them all.
|
Rafiki Must've been all those donut sticks.
|
RocketBlender
Okay, maybe it's the resolution on the loaner computer I'm using here, but am I the only one that thinks the O in 'POP' looks like a coiled up pile of shit in the middle?
|
|
Camonk
Ha ha ha, fuck you feminists! In a couple of years, women will be begging not to vote because the stress gives them wrinkles.
|
|
tak_a_je_to
My grandmother was wearing these 15 years ago...I guess someone finally realized they could market fake asses to the younger-than-70 ladies as well.
Seriously, look in an old copy of Fingerhut, that mail order catalog full of useless crap only the extremely senile could be tricked into buying. And vibrators.
|
cognitivedissonance Fingerhut is pretty awesome. 90% of what they sell doubles as some sort of sexual plaything.
|
Hooper_X The goddamned NAME is a sexual plaything.
|
|
memedumpster
Women are full of lies.
|
Time Travel Mishap Yes. So full of lies that they ran out of room on the inside and now have to start storing lies outside of there body.
|
|
Cube
I thought I'd kill myself later this year.
But with this special offer, I can't afford to kill myself any later! I'll HAVE TO DO IT NOW!
|
|
Cube I hasn't happened yet...
It... Hasn't happened yet.
|
Sacks5thAvenButt
Or they can just decide to be genetically gifted in the ass like me, I mean it's not a hard choice.
^jokes galore
|
|
Jet Bin Fever but they worked reallllly hard at the office today and don't want to just go home to do more work! Gahhhhhhh
|
mouser
If I really wanted to fuck plastic, I'd get a doll. They're cheaper.
|
|
Timothy A. Bear
Where may I acquire bullet-proof pops for my hos?
|
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
asses making a poping noise
|
Rafiki
TA-DOW
|
atheistgirl
I hate the word 'booty'. Pirates have booty, I don't.
Also, Booty Pop sounds like it's to do with farting.
|
|
Jet Bin Fever I always think of that Korean song Bubble Pop... I'm not sure if that's healthy either.
|
| Register or login To Post a Comment |
Reddit
Digg
Stumble
Facebook
