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Desc:Featuring a terrifying lumberjack pedophile.
Category:Crime, Educational
Tags:password, pedophile, self defense, lumberjack
Submitted:MaulLove
Date:01/07/10
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Severian
No question about them being from Mount Airy.

This one gets creepier:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqd8TgbAwUc
Aelric

corrina8 (3 months ago)

I really really like her, she's so awesome as a kid, and she got very beautiful eyes

phalsebob
Holy Christ. I was holding out for the dad to go 'oo boo boo boo boo' and slap his face like Curly.

poples
If only I had been a martial arts expert when that lumberjack raped me...
HankFinch
Or if you didn't dress like a slut

Camonk
Well, everyone likes to dress like a slut to taunt lumberjacks every once in a while.

But it's a past-time you shouldn't partake of unless you have the chops to back it up. The KARATE CHOPS!

Time Traveling Clown
Great idea. Teach your children to try and fight the scary rapist who is twice their size.

Also, I find it hilarious how the rapist in the second video was wearing the exact same thing. It's like his rapist uniform.
phalsebob
Some people really believe that their little angel who get herself a blackbelt in kee-roty can actually face off against an ogre in flannel jacket.

Almost the same crowd as the parents of indigo children, I imagine.

namtar
In later years it was discovered her password was a six pack of milwaukee's best.


chumbucket
K.E.I.B.S: Kick 'Em In Ball Sack
Hugo Gorilla
NO PASSWORD, NO GO!
*mimes doing push-ups*
wtf japan
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Caminante Nocturno
The best way to avoid being kidnapped is to imitate an angry caveman.

Zarathustra00
I think this was some kind of child abduction face-off, and the double hand pump was her way of saying "you got served"

Timothy A. Bear
'NO PASSWORD, NO GO!'

-still echoes in the abandoned honeymoon suite

sheikurbouti
the password is fidelio
BHWW
What they don't tell you: lumberjack rapists carry axes or chainsaws so all this L.A.S.T. Defense crap is going to get some kid is a severed limb...at best.
Caminante Nocturno
Based on the sounds starting at 1:14, the last line of defense is to rape your attacker before they rape you.

Sort of like a preemptive rape.
delicatessen
to be safe rape everyone you see

from chimpan-A to chimpanzee

Camonk
The Bush Doctrine should've been applied to sexual assault a very long time ago.

alltogethernow
What is that music from?

It seems amazingly familiar.
Explodotron
Mount and Blade. 5 stars for possible jumberjack password mod.

alltogethernow
OMFG!

10,000 spirit stars for you.

StanleyPain
Just toss a beer or something and run away when he tries to grab it.
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
These two were on America's Got Talent.

That father was so scared of his little girl ever getting kidnapped or raped that he turned her into an engine of death.

CapnJesusHood
the password is GIT ER DONE
memedumpster
So if I dress like that will lumberjacks try and molest me? Also, I wish I they had shown the beatdown.
Candlejackv616
That's all well and good, but can it stave off a pitbull?
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