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Desc:Featuring a terrifying lumberjack pedophile.
Category:Crime, Educational
Tags:password, pedophile, self defense, lumberjack
Submitted:MaulLove
Date:01/07/10
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Comment count is 28
Severian - 2010-01-07
No question about them being from Mount Airy.

This one gets creepier:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqd8TgbAwUc
Aelric - 2010-01-07

corrina8 (3 months ago)

I really really like her, she's so awesome as a kid, and she got very beautiful eyes

phalsebob - 2010-01-07
Holy Christ. I was holding out for the dad to go 'oo boo boo boo boo' and slap his face like Curly.

poples - 2010-01-07
If only I had been a martial arts expert when that lumberjack raped me...
HankFinch - 2010-01-07
Or if you didn't dress like a slut

Camonk - 2010-01-07
Well, everyone likes to dress like a slut to taunt lumberjacks every once in a while.

But it's a past-time you shouldn't partake of unless you have the chops to back it up. The KARATE CHOPS!

Time Traveling Clown - 2010-01-07
Great idea. Teach your children to try and fight the scary rapist who is twice their size.

Also, I find it hilarious how the rapist in the second video was wearing the exact same thing. It's like his rapist uniform.
phalsebob - 2010-01-07
Some people really believe that their little angel who get herself a blackbelt in kee-roty can actually face off against an ogre in flannel jacket.

Almost the same crowd as the parents of indigo children, I imagine.

namtar - 2010-01-07
In later years it was discovered her password was a six pack of milwaukee's best.


chumbucket - 2010-01-07
K.E.I.B.S: Kick 'Em In Ball Sack
Hugo Gorilla - 2010-01-07
NO PASSWORD, NO GO!
*mimes doing push-ups*
wtf japan - 2010-01-07
PLAYGROUND PASSWORDS: OVER 1,000 SECRET CODE WORDS COLLECTED BY THE FINEST PRIVATE INVESTIGATORS. YOUR PASS TO *UNLIMITED* UNDERAGE ACCESS.

WWW.PLAYGROUNDPASSWORDS.GOV

Caminante Nocturno - 2010-01-07
The best way to avoid being kidnapped is to imitate an angry caveman.

Zarathustra00 - 2010-01-07
I think this was some kind of child abduction face-off, and the double hand pump was her way of saying "you got served"

Timothy A. Bear - 2010-01-07
'NO PASSWORD, NO GO!'

-still echoes in the abandoned honeymoon suite

sheikurbouti - 2010-01-07
the password is fidelio
BHWW - 2010-01-07
What they don't tell you: lumberjack rapists carry axes or chainsaws so all this L.A.S.T. Defense crap is going to get some kid is a severed limb...at best.
Caminante Nocturno - 2010-01-07
Based on the sounds starting at 1:14, the last line of defense is to rape your attacker before they rape you.

Sort of like a preemptive rape.
delicatessen - 2010-01-07
to be safe rape everyone you see

from chimpan-A to chimpanzee

Camonk - 2010-01-07
The Bush Doctrine should've been applied to sexual assault a very long time ago.

alltogethernow - 2010-01-07
What is that music from?

It seems amazingly familiar.
Explodotron - 2010-01-07
Mount and Blade. 5 stars for possible jumberjack password mod.

alltogethernow - 2010-01-07
OMFG!

10,000 spirit stars for you.

StanleyPain - 2010-01-07
Just toss a beer or something and run away when he tries to grab it.
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2010-01-07
These two were on America's Got Talent.

That father was so scared of his little girl ever getting kidnapped or raped that he turned her into an engine of death.

CapnJesusHood - 2010-01-07
the password is GIT ER DONE
memedumpster - 2010-01-07
So if I dress like that will lumberjacks try and molest me? Also, I wish I they had shown the beatdown.
Candlejackv616 - 2010-01-07
That's all well and good, but can it stave off a pitbull?
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