|Severian - 2010-01-07 |
No question about them being from Mount Airy.
This one gets creepier:
corrina8 (3 months ago)
I really really like her, she's so awesome as a kid, and she got very beautiful eyes
Holy Christ. I was holding out for the dad to go 'oo boo boo boo boo' and slap his face like Curly.
|poples - 2010-01-07 |
If only I had been a martial arts expert when that lumberjack raped me...
|Time Traveling Clown - 2010-01-07 |
Great idea. Teach your children to try and fight the scary rapist who is twice their size.
Also, I find it hilarious how the rapist in the second video was wearing the exact same thing. It's like his rapist uniform.
|namtar - 2010-01-07 |
In later years it was discovered her password was a six pack of milwaukee's best.
|chumbucket - 2010-01-07 |
K.E.I.B.S: Kick 'Em In Ball Sack
|Hugo Gorilla - 2010-01-07 |
NO PASSWORD, NO GO!
*mimes doing push-ups*
The best way to avoid being kidnapped is to imitate an angry caveman.
Timothy A. Bear
'NO PASSWORD, NO GO!'
-still echoes in the abandoned honeymoon suite
|sheikurbouti - 2010-01-07 |
the password is fidelio
|BHWW - 2010-01-07 |
What they don't tell you: lumberjack rapists carry axes or chainsaws so all this L.A.S.T. Defense crap is going to get some kid is a severed limb...at best.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2010-01-07 |
Based on the sounds starting at 1:14, the last line of defense is to rape your attacker before they rape you.
Sort of like a preemptive rape.
to be safe rape everyone you see
from chimpan-A to chimpanzee
The Bush Doctrine should've been applied to sexual assault a very long time ago.
|alltogethernow - 2010-01-07 |
What is that music from?
It seems amazingly familiar.
|StanleyPain - 2010-01-07 |
Just toss a beer or something and run away when he tries to grab it.
|Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2010-01-07 |
These two were on America's Got Talent.
That father was so scared of his little girl ever getting kidnapped or raped that he turned her into an engine of death.
|CapnJesusHood - 2010-01-07 |
the password is GIT ER DONE
|memedumpster - 2010-01-07 |
So if I dress like that will lumberjacks try and molest me? Also, I wish I they had shown the beatdown.
|Candlejackv616 - 2010-01-07 |
That's all well and good, but can it stave off a pitbull?
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