twinkieafternoon 4th edition?!? I don't believe you actually play Dungeons and Dragons.
Konversekid I think he means: Shower so he can properly apply his battle paint. Of course, first a white base coat of paint so the others colours shine.
phalsebob Pfff.... first edition is where the true DM's soul finds inspiration.
cognitivedissonance It is possible to be a troo D&D nerd without being wholly dedicated to First Ed; however, you need to be willing to killing anybody who is a fan of an edition AFTER your preference, and you need to have taken steps to have actually done so.
RomancingTrain Most D&D fans have been cultivating a pasty white base for their whole lives.
lucienpsinger I work late shift. Sleeping through the day cuts out most risk of sunlight exposure.
And even I don't like 4th Ed. Or any of the others, in fairness, but 4E is ridiculous.
endlesschris 5 stars for proper use of a Guided by Voices song