rapsnacks
The only thing good about Darkon was that long montage at the end with each character standing in their living rooms in full battle gear.

Hooker
Shower? I don't believe you actually play Dungeons and Dragons.

Ponasty
for Hooker

twinkieafternoon
4th edition?!? I don't believe you actually play Dungeons and Dragons.

Konversekid
I think he means: Shower so he can properly apply his battle paint. Of course, first a white base coat of paint so the others colours shine.

phalsebob
Pfff.... first edition is where the true DM's soul finds inspiration.

cognitivedissonance
It is possible to be a troo D&D nerd without being wholly dedicated to First Ed; however, you need to be willing to killing anybody who is a fan of an edition AFTER your preference, and you need to have taken steps to have actually done so.

RomancingTrain
Most D&D fans have been cultivating a pasty white base for their whole lives.

lucienpsinger
I work late shift. Sleeping through the day cuts out most risk of sunlight exposure.

And even I don't like 4th Ed. Or any of the others, in fairness, but 4E is ridiculous.