Toenails 
Jesus Fuck, what is with that book light?
It's like the Elephant issue to Snuggie's Zoobooks.
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Hooker
Hi, I'm Malcolm McDowell. The inner warmth went out of my life a long time ago. But with the Snuggie, the outer warmth never leaves.
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Mister Yuck
I know a guy who wears his snuggie around instead of clothes. In public.
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CapnJesusHood
The first few lines got my hopes up. I thought the whole commercial would be delivered via phat snuggie-related rhymes.
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Riskbreaker
What the hell are grandma and grandpa doing at the movies, wearing that? The're going to be arrested for crazy cult activities.
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Caminante Nocturno
Snuggie users dance to a stupid tune only they can hear.
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Rosebeekee
Does it even close in the back? I know it's just a backwards housecoat, but how are you supposed to keep your ass from freezing?
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RomancingTrain
At 1:00 there's an (c)old guy without a snuggie.
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gorch
I'm being quite useful. This thing is a Thneed.
A Thneed's a Fine-Something-That-All-People-Need!
It's a shirt. It's a sock. It's a glove. It's a hat.
But it has OTHER uses. Yes, far beyond that.
You can use it for carpets. For pillows! For sheets!
Or curtains! Or covers for bicycle seats!"
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BillFisto
The Snuggie People were playing Pictionary and the answer was "Snuggie". That blows my mind.
Also, that's the funkiest Snuggie-Related song I've ever heard.
SNUGGIE!
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j lzrd / swift idiot
This song and jingle or whatever you'd call it instantly started playing in my head when I saw the preload image.
It's giving me a tic.
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pastorofmuppets
Infomercials were always scummy but I have yet to see one recently where they didn't send you two (why do I need two?) and double the undisclosed amount of shipping and handling (you can't put them in the same box?).
But I'm willing to overlook this, because there needs to be more clavinet in my life, and on this front Snuggie delivers.
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kwash
It's a robe! It's a cultist robe made from towels!
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kennydra
The one angry freezing guy at the family gathering.
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spikestoyiu
I'm not sure whether you guys know this or not, but it was actually Hank Scorpio that invented the Snuggie:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ae0l5wTwb7s/Rnv1PZuUruI/AAAAAAAAAGI/ y4jZWlQ86jA/s320/Mr%2BScorpion.bmp
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big pincers
the best snuggie commercial was the one where they offered a "sage green" color option that was actually electric teal on the screen
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dododge
WHY IS THE DOG NOT WEARING A SNUGGIE™ FOR DOGS? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
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kanyakumari
Are all new infomercials' jingles written using Songsmith? Awesome!
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