Voted in and 5 starred just for the guy on the far right at 1:13, when he's bragging about his family's potent virility.
He's not wearing enough sciency things. He should have test tubes on each finger, a beaker on his head, and a few thermometers pinned on his lab coat.
LOOK AT HOW HOT ALL MY SONS ARE
AND NONE OF THEM ARE FAGS NOSIREE
...man how can I make fun of a dude with an ankylosaurus patch on his jacket
He has a list of 27 requirements before you can speak to his daughters. Oh, for a copy of that list... I'm betting that besides the obvious must be a young earth creationist, KJV bible worshipper, evolutionist denier there's something like "Virgin" "Not Gay" and "Must agree to chaperoned dates"
Seriously though, I've noticed many creationists begin lectures with a picture of their family. I have always wondered why exactly. My best guess is they want to show they're happily married with kids, clearly normal and just like you and me. But... I don't know, I think there's something more. Anyone have any ideas?
It makes them automatically trustworthy to their audience of xtian "family values" types?
Probably to appeal to the family worshiping jackoffs that are the most likely to eat this shit up.
|Spastic Avenger |
'He eventually killed himself by...suicide.'
|dr tits |
"...and, for most of you, i'm living closer to god than you are. suck on that.
and rest assured that i and my wife are both american -- the true master race. "
no self respecting scientist starts a lecture by pointing out which of his 8 children are either married or available.
also -- he lost me the moment he mentioned that he is actually just an automechanic with a BS in chemistry from some stupid midwest state school. NOT. A. SCIENTIST. just a creep.
I figured the closer to God thing was an elevation or latitude joke. If it's not that's pretty great.
Best line (speaking of Ota Benga in the NY zoo): He killed himself... by suicide.
Dang, must read all comments before posting. Way to beat me to it SA.
Err, he went from cancer researcher to automotive technician? I wonder how that happened.
Oh, wait, no I don't.
|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
"The Nazis killed six million Jews, and six million other people, like the blind and deaf." Conveniently leaving out those pesky groups like homosexuals, communists, and Gypsies, since who cares if a million or so homosexuals are killed if a blind guy gets taken out at the same time?
Yeah, I can't watch all this. Too much crazy and not enough flying off the handle. Time heals all wounds; hopefully when he dies the damaged caused by his indoctrination quest will eventually fade away.
|Maggot Brain |
It's not like Christianity ever got anyone killed.
Those are individuals that do the killing.
The secular world is different. If someone swears in the bank line, it's indicative of systemic failure.
See the difference now?
Sir, your multi-colored dinosaur lacks more colors, a pair of wings too and his own armored truck.
The son on the bottom left of the photo looks suspiciously less caucasian than the rest of the offspring.
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