|Goofy Gorilla |
When falling off a bicycle was a real spectacle.
Say, what precipitous antics have I found in this electronic gazette!
I have seen such trickery employed at worlds fair in Paris and at the shore of coney island (where the woolen bathing suits are short enough to reveal quite tantalizing shins of the buxom young ladies - which cause quite a stir indeed). Perhaps I have not yet found suitable locations which could purvey such follies since these displayed in fact surpass those which I had visioned at the aforementioned locations.
While I am perplexed and flummoxed at the reasons for such horseplay, I am aware that arbitrary and purposeless apery does exist in the human condition thanks to my recent voyage to Battle Creek.
Perchance we should embrace the fantastic side of the human endeavor, and each attempt an acrobatic dive of our own ability from a precipice of reasonable altitude!
Ephram Theodore Framingham, Esquire
That's some real fancy diving there
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