Cashberry eggs.

ok its all gold, but I lost my shit at "I went to wal mart...I bought some carrots.... then I got the fuck out of there!"

I wasn't quite sold on this guy before, but now I am. Though to be fair, some translations of the Bible do portray Jesus fucking three bitches at the same time.

A true poet for this generation.

Chick-ah Chick-AH

I love how half of this is somehow 'deleted scenes and bloopers' as if the bit before it was focused and cohesive.