It may not be real, but it is possibly the greatest thing I've seen this week. Well, it is only Sunday. If I see a rollerskating elephant this week that is not in a circus this will become the second greatest thing I saw this week. Great, now I want to start a band called "Ambulatory Pachyderm", not that roller skating is really being more "ambulatory" thank just walking around already is.
I'm willing to bet there are people who subscribe to every belief.
This is a fine parody and I laughed pretty hard, but it would be better to judge baptist ministers on the bigoted and absurd things they actually DO say, if you have a hate-on for ministers or something.