I am only about 30 seconds into this and already the first one is but a shadow in the light of an exploding tanker ship.
Is that the way you think straight guys are?
Goddammit, bear! All my stuff was on that planet!
no hockey game could possibly live up to that intro
Although it is closely related to the brown bear, it has evolved to occupy a narrow ecological niche, with many body characteristics adapted for cold temperatures, for moving across snow, ice, and open water, and for hunting the seals which make up most of its diet. Using rudimentary tools such as the hockey stick and jet fighter, the polar bear has been known destroy tankers and explode the planet Earth.
|The Townleybomb |
I remember a time when I thought Alaska was like that town on Northern Exposure. Now when I think about it, I think of this and Sarah Palin.
I'm starting to understand what Stephen Colbert has been talking about.
Based on the special effects, I can see it was Godzilla-sized Polar Bears in fighter planes that caused the destruction of the Klingon moon, Praxis.
I REALLY want to hang out with whoever made this.
I think if anything can make up for Alaska producing Sarah Palin, it's Extreme Hockey Polar Bear Explodathon.
I like how the bear took the time to specifically blow up Notre Dame and Ohio State before just lowing up the whole planet.
|Caminante Nocturno |
That is the last thing I ever would've thought to see while Laura Branigan plays.
If you're going to do warmup massacres, Laura Branigan is the music to do it by.
Polar bears: the new terrorist threat.
Wow, whoever thought this up should be given a monopoly on writing Hollywood screenplays.
Well, fuck you, bear. If you were just gonna go play hockey in an empty space arena, why'd you have to blow up our planet? What a faggot.
Put yourself in the bear's shoes. Wouldn't you want revenge on the warlock who was afraid of your power and froze you in ice for 2,000 years? You can't raze his town, because that's far too lenient. His country? Ok, we're getting somewhere. His planet? Get me my shades.
POLAR BEAR SUCKS IT
|Mister Yuck |
I will remain turgid for some days.
|Syd Midnight |
I hate to nitpick but blowing up the world isn't the Danger Zone if you're an immortal Lovecraftian polar bear god, it's more of a Temporary Inconvenience Zone
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
Well at least after doing all of those errands he made it to the stadium on time for the game.
"This video has been removed by the user." Got an updated link?
Thank you very much, Time Traveling Clown. But it's just not the same without Binro the Heretic's comment. (http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=67728)
its different now...they had to take out the university logos
he blew up my school first.
This time paradox would explain why I have a polar bear for a great-grandfather.
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