kingarthur 
Hilarious.
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rapsnacks
I am only about 30 seconds into this and already the first one is but a shadow in the light of an exploding tanker ship.
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pastorofmuppets
Xenu'd!!!
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phalsebob
Is that the way you think straight guys are?
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Triggerbaby
Goddammit, bear! All my stuff was on that planet!
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longwinded
no hockey game could possibly live up to that intro
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HankFinch
Although it is closely related to the brown bear, it has evolved to occupy a narrow ecological niche, with many body characteristics adapted for cold temperatures, for moving across snow, ice, and open water, and for hunting the seals which make up most of its diet. Using rudimentary tools such as the hockey stick and jet fighter, the polar bear has been known destroy tankers and explode the planet Earth.
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The Townleybomb
I remember a time when I thought Alaska was like that town on Northern Exposure. Now when I think about it, I think of this and Sarah Palin.
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Hooker
I'm starting to understand what Stephen Colbert has been talking about.
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SteamPoweredKleenex
Based on the special effects, I can see it was Godzilla-sized Polar Bears in fighter planes that caused the destruction of the Klingon moon, Praxis.
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CornOnTheCabre
I REALLY want to hang out with whoever made this.
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fatatty
I think if anything can make up for Alaska producing Sarah Palin, it's Extreme Hockey Polar Bear Explodathon.
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twinkieafternoon
I like how the bear took the time to specifically blow up Notre Dame and Ohio State before just lowing up the whole planet.
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Caminante Nocturno
That is the last thing I ever would've thought to see while Laura Branigan plays.
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Caminante Nocturno If you're going to do warmup massacres, Laura Branigan is the music to do it by.
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TeenerTot
Polar bears: the new terrorist threat.
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PurpleXVI
Wow, whoever thought this up should be given a monopoly on writing Hollywood screenplays.
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Camonk
Well, fuck you, bear. If you were just gonna go play hockey in an empty space arena, why'd you have to blow up our planet? What a faggot.
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pastorofmuppets Put yourself in the bear's shoes. Wouldn't you want revenge on the warlock who was afraid of your power and froze you in ice for 2,000 years? You can't raze his town, because that's far too lenient. His country? Ok, we're getting somewhere. His planet? Get me my shades.
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oogaBooga
POLAR BEAR SUCKS IT
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Mister Yuck
I will remain turgid for some days.
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Syd Midnight
I hate to nitpick but blowing up the world isn't the Danger Zone if you're an immortal Lovecraftian polar bear god, it's more of a Temporary Inconvenience Zone
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spencer
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
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chumbucket
Well at least after doing all of those errands he made it to the stadium on time for the game.
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MrBuddy
"This video has been removed by the user." Got an updated link?
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MrBuddy Thank you very much, Time Traveling Clown. But it's just not the same without Binro the Heretic's comment. (http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=67728)
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jangbones its different now...they had to take out the university logos
HAH pussies
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hornung
he blew up my school first.
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Squeamish
*bear noises*
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Gwago
This time paradox would explain why I have a polar bear for a great-grandfather.
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